Maple syrup anyone?
:rolleyes: not enough information here.
Waffle pattern doesn’t cut it.
Are the burns like criss-crossed lines or little diamonds.
It makes a BIG difference if you have waffle-pit burns on your toodler verses waffle-ridge burns.
Go ahead. Check on it and get back to us.
And I already have a band named Waffle-Ridge, so don’t call it.
Wafflerpes?
Gonorrafflea?
Those aren’t waffle iron marks! Those are zipper marks.
If you’re going to go commando you can’t wear your jeans right out of the dryer silly.
This is what happens when your brain gets a “check penis warning” and you ignore it.
Damnit, I was supposed to be working through lunch today, but the giggles have given me away…
Quitin Tarantino sounds like a faux indie film about a bad breakup
Stop putting the Chick-fil-a fries on your appendage. Those things can burn you when they’re just out of the fryer.
Or maybe he sleeps on a corduroy pillow. I hear those are making a lot of headlines.
Ughh…I hate french films 
Fishnet stockings and a tanning bed?
There’s no reason to pancake, though.
[Mrs. Butterworth]
Ohoho! Someone has put their yoyo right over my face!
[/Mrs Butterworth]
Of course he doesn’t know much about it - it’s his spouse that drives it. How should he know where it’s been?
For some reason I am now picturing this with a modification or two.
Have you checked your oil recently?
so THATS what they mean when they say “choke a bitch”
My waffle-shaped burns are bigger than your waffle-shaped burns.
You can have my waffle-shaped burns when you peel them off my cold dead penis!
