Michael Jackson, King of Pop,
is now the King of Crass.
Though he meant to show a baby,
All he did was show his ass.
There once was a man from Nantucket…
nah, I’ll play another game. Thanks though!
Colostomy petunia,
Peripatetic stump,
Hic hae hoc et junior:
Degenerate loathsome pump.
Get the back into the fiery chasm from whence you came, you psycho-manaiacal beast from the underworld!
It scares the cat
At Ell Lay Ex me bags did lose–
Sith customs agent smiled.
If Charlie’s beagle chased Ohare,
Then what made Idlewild?
Klaatu
Barada
Nikto
Hotchiwitchi
Jukel
Matchko
Haiku!
Redal wesselfy
Blitz Tacitum en Duplo
Nex Rodamus Po
Kornheiser, Clapton, and even Count Basie,
I took so much acid you’d think that I’m crazy,
firetrucks, ponys and even cock rings,
these are a few of my favorite things!