Wah Diddle Bedoit

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Wah diddle bedoit in da Anglica colla
Mah hess fo da gallum o clea catar
Cim fisi cla ola bec setum consesus
Do yosta lac hallo con yusta recar

Mecrum bey ovis fra yittel oc man
Debesis in tesis America frust
Manoy abigajo cey helli cey oi
Simplices mohobi esgretitat cust

Nobiley, nobiley! Macrum cofesi
Bo habar Saddam in dem nostier creso
Pebliar dosit o credium salus
Imbediat dosis con Bush abareso

Creat molinguo des yittel obatum
Do yosta lac hallo o clea catar
Cimfujit pradengo cla mano debises
Mah hess fo da gallum con yusta recar

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Google’s language translator is your friend.

English to German:

3

Yeh hindel axoid
Frenzy rand o crot
Nessel howder agrico
Widdy biddy spot

4

You have ssssummoned me, massster. What isss thy bidding?

5

Tincup boxer Arafat
Nostrum drizzle spork
Matrix pungent toodle-oo
Verbatim master dork

Ardent puta corduroy
Languish Gore derail
Vibrant wizard gauntleted
Disaster Jonah’s whale

6

Aye, de naxter hodish dude
Sonsa cronic hatch
A bedder castic Bangladesh
Failing im de patch

7

Lib, you have a brain fever. Please go and lie down.

8

*Pie Jesu Domine
Dona eis requiem

THUNK!!! *

9

wow cuauhtemoc the Pie Jesus was the anthem in church yesterday. I go years without it, now two days in a row.

The translation is: “Donna asked for some Jesus Pie at Domino’s.”

10

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mollit anim id est laborum.

Cite?

Or, if you prefer your explanations to be of a rather dubious reputability…
PS: Okay, I give. Lib? DDG? Care to let us in on the joke, if there is one? Or are we truly witnessing the generation of an art form - a new level of nonsense poetry not seen since the end of the Geisel Era?

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Well, I can’t speak for Lib, but I’m on drugs.
Arthrotec azulfidine apresoline hike
Bentyl brevicon beconase A queue
Cerumenex cortenema cortisporin clozaril
Diprolene deconamine deproson dynapen.

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That’s really quite some nice pig-Latin there, Lib. It scans beautifully.

I can only add:

KITIMBIBI ZOONK!
FIMBOLEEZI ZOONK!
GUGUMIZA ZOONK!
FUMIKAKA ZOONK!
ANAPOLALA ZOONK ZOONK ZOONK!

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Tygr ossen

Crea so gratia poetry artsen
Tubula babula no petan hesse
Conculus masoit o ras Tuba Diva
Trata Weird Earl’s acro nomulus besse

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That “wah diddle bedoit” part is * verbatim * from a Mary Black song, I just know it. Note the crappy taste in music my parents have. ZEPPELIN RULES

15

Wah diddle bedoit
Zeppelin dusnt noit

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Lib, I’m used to you using words I don’t understand but this is getting beyond a joke.

Is it something I did? Did my posting in Nottingham dialect cause your brain to melt?

Why are you posting in tongues?

:confused:

Kal - who is worried that he may have broken Lib’s brain.

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Tongen issen as tongen dossen
Nottingham tongen piss owt
“Me Mam has a fanny; me Dad is a poof,
And me Nana is down with the gout.”

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I’m sure he’s thinking: why hasn’t someone cracked this painfully obvious code?

Uh, I’ve been too busy.

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Mimmam ‘aza fanneh; middad iza puf, an’ minannar izdahn wi’ t’gout. would be closer to the correct dialect.

Hang on, did you just call my dad a poof? :mad: I know he wore earrings, but you go to far Lib.

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O geriatric Kennebunk,
Mine osteoporosis,
The ever-fervent synagogue,
The pinnacle osmosis.

Let radios with Tony Blair
Librarians delay,
Illuminati overalls,
The cellar door–the pay.

Feel free to join us.

How to play:

  1. Pick words.
  2. Or make up your own.
  3. Rhyming optional.
  4. Post and enjoy.