Oh baby rock, rock?
Wait. He died. You definitely aren’t him.
If the truth be known, I’ve developed from a redhead to a blonde in my years here.
I’m actually a green bean.
I am.
You mean the totally paralyzed quad girl asking for dating advice wasn’t real???
To get all philosophical, everyone presents a slightly different character in different situations. My character here, for example, is not the same as my character on Facebook. For example, here I’m probably seen as humorless, while there I’m always cracking jokes. Here I mostly speak my mind, there I worry about people’s feelings. Here making friends and deepening friendships is something that happens by accident, while it’s the primary purpose of talking on Facebook. There I talk about my problems. Here I avoid it because I know it will only make them worse.
Plus I can’t help but be branded by my past, when I was going through turmoil, and how I reacted. I can’t help it that people here have a completely different idea of who I am than do people in real life. As I often say, in real life, I’ve met a handful of people who actually didn’t like me. Sure, some people are indifferent, but very little active hatred.
And, note, all this happens without lying. Imagine how much further apart these characters would be for people who don’t mind being directly deceptive!
You know, it seems to me that you would only say that so somebody could shout “Cite?” and you could brag about your measurements and credentials. To that, I can only say CITE ?
Back To The OP
I can admit here that I only pretend to have received a PhD from a secret university hidden under the Franklin Institute and that I do not really have an Actualized MetaConscious Mind and a mastery of Mental Science.
I do have a nice white labcoat and an apartment stuffed full of weird things and gadgets though.
Sometimes people even develop character here!
Can someone tell me how I should feel about all this?
Wait…
Some of y’all might be real? :eek:
Not a toad of any kind. But I am QUITE glorious.
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
But I’m definitely not real.
Well, I’m not particularly surly any longer. In fact, I’ve been called kind hearted. But that’s bad for my street cred… Other than my moniker, I’m pretty much who I am IRL here.
It is a near certainty that at least some of the members of this board are actual Humans. However, were I to reveal the number or names of them, it would invalidate the experiment.
I briefly considered affecting a Gary Gnu the puppet newscaster’s vocal “gn” tick here. I just doesn’t translate to the written word, and is a formatting pain.
No I’m really Spartacus!
Wait, what?