Ok, it’s belated but…
<AHEM> CLEARIN’ THROAT <AHEM>
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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR NNNEEETTTIIIEEE!!!
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
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In other news, cake has been iced, <snerk> butts <snerk> are due to come off the smoker shortly, and burgers have been made up for tonight’s dindin. Slap a string of pearls on me and call me June Cleaver! 
Hey, June Cleaver, you made a birthday cake for Nettie, how nice. 
I’m off to go get high.
balloon flight; whadja think i meant? :o
Watch our for power lines and ice bergs.
Hit the grocery store. I have grapes freezing, and watermelon chopped up. Pondering dinner.
Happy belated [FONT=“Book Antiqua”]Birthday Nettie!!![/FONT]
And low flying shartapuses.
Dr Xrayedthe knee and didn’t find any real reason for the inflammation. I. Have some bone spurs but so does everyone so says the doc. So I got a cortisone shot in the behind and was told to elevate the leg and take Ibuprofen Angola back next week if it’s still swollen for shots in the knee. Eek.
So with my three days off I see laziness happening and being waited on hand and foot. I do not see me going back for shots in the knee. No way!
Happy belated Birthday Nettie.
Good luck with your dr. Appt Sari.
Have a great weekend all.
You can freeze grapes without their bursting?
MOOOOOOM just sent me the latest update. Without further ado… MOOOOOOM’s 3rd day adventures as a [del]pirate[/del] tourist on the high seas!
We have new neighbors, and they apparently have at least half a dozen friends who own pickup trucks as they’ve been coming by in waves.
So far, I can tell they have a ping pong table and apparently a young girl as a plastic play house was just carried into their back yard. Ah, and they have a charcoal grill and a big plastic car.
swampy, is your sheet cake of the Mississippi Mud or the Texas variety? Either is nom.
:clears throat:
And many more!
Happy (late) birthday!
Vacuuming, sweeping and mopping is done. About a quarter of the project is complete and it’s just about time to start the black beans and rice for supper.
Yes, you can.
swampy, a lady got a cruise ship entertaining job based on her performances at our hockey tailgates.
One would believe those ships were more high toned than that.
:dubious:
Red I know it’s not a Mississipi mud cake. It’s just a chawklit cake with a chawklit/pee-kahn icin’.
flytrap mayhaps we can start a kazoo bad and get us some cruise ship gigs.
Butters you should have a bell to ring when you require anything. Hope the knee is all better soonest.
Burgers were good. YUM! Bear is tahrd. OYKW even told me I look tahrd. Also my sinuses are actin’ up. Guess the combination of yahd irk and smokin’ meat got to 'em today. Tonight shall be a Benadryl[sup]TM[/sup] night.
Can you play polka on the accordion with dancing with a giant pig and bear?
Penn State and UCF (whatever they are) are doing something in Dublin tomorrow and consequently Dublin is (more than usual) swamped with Americans blocking my way across the city.
They’re in town to play a college handegg match. And welcome to the MMP!
But they’re desecrating a Gaelic Games stadium with their heathen handegg!! And thank you for the welcome.
Smart thermostat achievement unlocked. Device was smarter than its owner. :smack:
I probably shouldn’t have messed with an internet-connected thermostat on the same day that Skynet became self-aware.
Complicated Friend promised me he’d warn me when he created Skynet. Excuse me, I need to wake someone up in Canukistania. :mad:
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 73 Amurrkin and foggy out with a predicted high of 95 for the day. We have a fifty percent chance of rain this afternoon. We shall see.
Folks will start showin’ up around elevenish this mornin’ for the soiree out by the cee-mint pond. This mornin’s big chore is gettin’ ice for coolers. I made the executive to go to the sto’ down the street and buy four ten pound bags of ice as they have 2 10 lb. bags for ninety-five cents. Makes more sense to me than drivin’ over to the church house. That’s twenty pounds of ice for less than two bucks. I’d spend more than that drivin’ over to the church house and back. Envy my life!
Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Purtification must also commence at some point. One must be presentable to receive after all!
Happy Sattidy Y’all!
Mawnin all and Happy Satyrday
I am up and thinking about going to irk. Irk is all I seem to be doing, well there is also beer but I digress.
Thought for the day, dating sucks because, as far as I can tell, people suck.
Back later
Swampy thanks for keeping us up to date with Moooom’s pirate adventure.
Jim