Do you object to all neighborhood construction? It seems like a fact of living in the 'burbs to me. You are coming off as just plain obnoxious and childish.
Maybe you didn’t like him before this project?
Indygrrl is my new hero.
She blasts her music at obnoxious neighbours, sends off snarky pro-choice info to her obnoxious fundy relatives and I’m willing to bet that she tells people talking loudly on their cell phones to shut the fuck up.
Bravo Indygrrl, bravo. 
Hey, you two should recreate “Thelma and Louise!” Or at least the ending.
Wow, did you just wish death on another doper? Or two, in fact? Well done.
I’m sure you’re just trying to be cute, but don’t wish death on other posters.
[disclaimer] No actresses died in the making of this movie [/disclaimer]
Apologies. Yes, I was not actually suggesting they hold hands and drive a car off a cliff. I only hope Indygrrl gets the message in time.
Nah, have me come over and practice my bagpipes.
I’m not very good
I’m so glad you asked 
. Here is what dumbfuck has been hammering and sawing on for THREE WEEKS, including, and not limited to, early mornings, late nights, and Sunday evenings… (Please note the two non-functional cars that have sat in his driveway for over a year.)
Sunday was when we decided to call Mr. Scary Policeman. Said policeman asked me what I felt was reasonable in terms of construction and noise of that nature. I told him that I didn’t have a problem with it, but that Sunday evening at 9 p.m. is not a reasonable time to be out there with yer circular saw. We put our kids to bed at 8:30 for fuck’s sake. Mr. Policeman agreed with me and told me that he would inform douchebag to cut it out by 6:00 p.m. And before you say, “oh well, maybe that’s the only time he has to work on it,” no, he is home almost all day, every day. I know because I too am home almost all day, every day.
And no, I didn’t like him before all of this. He’s the one who tied his little dog out in 90 degree heat with no access to water, food, or shade for 12 hours. And then got mad when someone offered to give him $200 for the pup.
And this is the same guy who, in the process of kicking his wife out, came over to “warn” me that she is the whore of Audubon and I should be looking out for my husband in case she comes to seduce him. And then a month or so ago when she wanted to get some of her stuff out of the house he screamed and yelled (in broad daylight) that she was a “betrayer” and a “deceiver” loud enough for everyone in the neighborhood to hear. And this is while their two young children were in the car with the windows down, and I could hear them crying. It was sick.
Summary: HE SUCKS AS A NEIGHBOR.
And to whoever said I must be pissing off my other neighbors, read my previous comment.
When my former downstairs neighbor woke me up playing music in the middle of the night for a week or two straight, I waited until he went to bed one morning and then placed my speakers face down on the floor and played Nashville Pussy at the loudest volume possible. Then left for work. It felt good.
If you haven’t heard the sweet sounds of Nashville Pussy, you should check them out.
Oh and, WOW. What a piece of shit your neighbor has created. It looks like it will fall apart the first time it gets used.
Indygrrl > batman
Just sayin.
Oh, the best part is that it used to be a camper, a rotted out camper. Where this man gets his ideas I will never know. He’s as back-asswards as anyone I’ve ever seen, and I come from a little redneck town. I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a bitter dickwad.
Thanks for the pictures. Unfortunately, I still have no idea what it is. Whatever it is, it has windows…?
This looks more like some kind of an elaborate hunting blind more than anything else to me. If this is the case then you are going to have a really nice eye sore in your immediate vicinity once he gets the camo paintjob applied and everything outfitted.
Sell your house. It only ever goes downhill from here.
With a built-in trailer hitch. Built, in fact, on a trailer. That’s really gonna fool the deer. “Watch out, Charly, there’s a Ford F150 over there next to the cunningly disguised oddly misshapen tree on wheels.”
Actually, he’ll back the trailer just off the road and “un-hitch” it and drive off a ways and come back to it. The fact of the matter is that he wouldn’t even have to detail it out in camo (but he will–they always do). The deer will come around anyway, trailer hitch or not.
But that can’t be it. They thing has three electrical outlets and a switch box just on the exposed section of wall. I don’t imagine deer like the sound of a gas generator. My guess: he expects to have his house foreclosed on and is making alternate arrangements.
It could be a multi-purpose trailer, in that he hunts out of it and sleeps in it. The large window areas are a dead giveaway for something like that. I’m not saying that’s what it is for sure, but it would certainly fit the bill. I’ve seen more absurd things used for blinds. His actually isn’t that bad of an idea. It’s just going to look like ass parked out in the driveway during the off season.
And he’s already got a nice spot picked out in front of Indygrrl’s house.
Is my humor getting better, or should I keep my day job?