Wanna see who can make the most noise? I'll take that bet, motherfucker.

Good Lord! When he’s not running his studs sideways, he’s using 2X2’s. That is the boniest looking POS I’ve seen in a long time.

Don’t quit your day job… unless it’s passing out flyers for your standup act.

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They hate me; they really hate me! :smiley:

And it has a flat roof, which will be a disaster when it rains.

Hmmm, water + electric…

She may not have to worry about her annoying neighbor much longer!

That kinda sounds noble or something.

Birder by day, trollop by night?

Yep, and probably likes herself some woodcock.

Good God damn Indygrrl don’t you have any NWA? If this guy’s a fundie that will surely drive him over the edge. Do it!

Lol, well, he’s black, so I don’t think that would offend him as much as the Metallica. Of course, you never know. :smiley:

You guys are cracking me up in this thread. Never doubt me when I tell you stories, for I can always back them up with pictures!

Looks to me like he’s building some sort of lunch wagon. Insert “badly” in front of “building”.

“whore of Audubon” I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

I am so glad I have mostly decent neighbors.

Then there’s the little girl down the street who screams at a pitch that will make dogs howl…

A definition of a gentleman - can play the bagpipes, but doesn’t. :smiley:

It took him three weeks to build that pile o’ crap? Mike Holmes would have had that put up in an afternoon. With a skylight, running water, and built to code.

Honey, black or white, these religious nutters will be stupefied by the NWA. Now, for me, Metallica will cause me to poke my ears with any sharp objects within reach.

Okay, let me clarify. Metallica is too stupid to be taken seriuosly. It’s just a bunch of drum beats and guitar noises.

NWA to me represents something. I liked their “Fuck tha Police” ditty because it made sense to me. YMMV.

Damn, Abby, that sentence is a pit thread in itself, but I’ll let it slide. :smiley:

The thing about blaring music to annoy your neighbor is that you have to be able to tolerate it yourself. I like jamming out to Metallica and other heavy metal bands, so it’s only punishing him, not I.

Damn, agreed. You’ve not heard anything at all since Kill 'Em All, have you, Abby_Emma_Sasha?

Hm. Okay, so after the Iron Maiden, what do we have th…

Vanilla Ice? Can we get more offensive than Vanilla Ice? Bobby McFerrin? 99 Luftballoons?

Squirrel Nut Zippers! Swing will confuse and annoy him like a flea biting a bull!

But that would hurt me too! And I don’t own any of that horseshit…

Ok, I’ll confess to the Vanilla Ice thing, but that’s it…lol

I agree with the “lunch wagon” thing. Although it looks more like one of those mobile stands that they set up at the state fair to sell cotton candy or ice cream.

“whore of Audobon”? That just cracks me right up. :smiley:

Either way it’s just about sellin wieners.

If it is just noise, keep at the metal thing.

If they scream to each other, though, record it (your camera or cell phone might do the trick). Then play it back at full volume.

It didn’t stop my neighbours from screaming at each other every other night, but at least it saves me the pain of saying good morning to them every day :smiley: