Warm Fuzzies

In these times of uncertainty, it’s so reassuring to know that one can rely on the technical authorities for advice and direction. Case in point:

Do not attempt to install antenna if drunk or pregnant or both
Do not eat antenna
Do not throw antenna at spouse

I’m so glad they cleared that up for me. Because I was just about to take a bite out of the reflector and hurl the rest of it at my girlfriend, right after I finish my fourth blender of margaritas over here.

Face it; we’re surrounded by chimps.

You know, I can’t help but thinking that those are actually a joke. It would be the first time, but there’s just something about the way they’re worded.

Sadly, I suspect these are just their top three help line calls.