Was I Anal Raped? Please Help. (Serious Post)

[kayaker]

@Ambivalid

Guys, just like all his other threads, this OP needs the truth, man! :eek:

The truth is, in order to be used as an adverb, anal needs an ly.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@UDS

…go to a doctor…

@ineedthetruth

But what is the doctor gonna tell me?

What do you imagine we are going to tell you?
mmm

[PunditLisa]

You need to visit the doctor to see what’s up with the bulging bump you have around your anal area. Sounds like an anal abscess, which is pretty common. But it needs to be treated.

[VinylTurnip]

@ineedthetruth

Is there any reason liquor can make your anus hurt?

@ineedthetruth

I know for a fact it hurts and drinking has made it hurt before.

It seems the answers you seek lie inside of you. Il est bon de parler et meilleur de se taire.

[Chronos]

Suppose, hypothetically, that you were raped. You don’t know who did it. That’s all the more reason to go to the doctor and the police quickly, so they can find out who it was. Seriously, if people always knew who committed crimes, we wouldn’t need police.

[Ranger_Jeff]

This is the first thread that the OP started that I’ve read. After reading comments and getting the general gist, I looked at other threads the OP has started. They’re fun to read. I’d make a meta-comment, but I suspect they’d belong in the Pit.

[elninost0rm]

@ineedthetruth

Thanks guys. Actually I remember my night quite well. I remember going to the club, dancing with a girl, getting change for the snack machine and getting two bags of **cheetos **before going to sleep.

:smack:

[Artemis_Tardis]

You can check if you have been raped without a doctor. Get a caliper gauge and to to the toilet. You will have to check the diameter of your poop. If it is wider than two inches I am pretty sure that your anus has been… widened.

I am pretty sure that there was no rape. The fact that one of the guys is gay is pretty irrelevant. A butthole is a butthole, no matter what is attached to the other side of its owner.

[panache45]

@VinylTurnip

Il est bon de parler et meilleur de se taire.

Aha! If you wait, the dirty Frenchie will return to the scene of the crime! Of course, to complete the identification, we’ll have to smell your shit!

[panache45]

@ineedthetruth

(Serious Post)

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[lieu]

@ineedthetruth

I remember going to the club, dancing with a girl, getting change for the snack machine and getting two bags of cheetos before going to sleep.

If you do decide to go to the ER you might consider getting all the orange dust off your anus bump beforehand. I don’t know what would be best to use… maybe a Fritos Scoop?

[jimbuff314]

@crowmanyclouds

Aliens, definitly gay, French, anal probing aliens.

:dubious:
CMC fnord!

Also : “I was not ruffied for sure as far as I know.”

There’s something about this sentence that just seems off to me. :dubious:
And I’ve narrowed it down to : it’s not the horrendous spelling. :dubious:

:dubious::dubious::dubious:

[Gatopescado]

What does your breath smell like? Got a funny, non-cheeto taste in your mouth? With 3 others guys in the room, you were undoubtedly spit-roasted.

[Calatin]

There’s obviously only one way to solve this.

Go back to those three guys and over the course of a few days, have anal sex with each of them. Then ask yourself if you feel like you do now.

If you don’t, then congratulations! You weren’t raped!

[DingoelGringo]

@ineedthetruth

Ok,

This is a serious post so please no jokes. so heres the story. I went out to a bar an drank about 6 shots of vodka and topped it off with a beer almost 72 hours ago. I went out with a friend to a dance club and everything was fine. Anyways after that I went home alone.

The thing is I am low on money and I am staying at this youth hostel place. There were like 4 other guys staying in the same room as me via bunkbeds. I got home around 4 am and went to sleep fast I remember. When I drink it really puts me in a deep sleep. Anyways it was blazing hot because this place has no air conditioner so I was just sleeping in my boxers and no cover I think.

I have stayed at youth hostels before and always considered them safe. I went to sleep and woke up later in the night and felt sick. I had a pain in my anal area too I noticed that was deep feeling.

Anyways I wake up the next day and I still have a pain my anal area. Its like a deep throbbing pain. I really didnt think much about it the first half of the day because I have a bump in that area that sometimes produces a pain (Im guessing hemorroid maybe) and I figured the alcohol must have aggravated it or something. But then I started wondering why now when I drink and not the other times? I think maybe I can recall a time a few months ago when I had a pain in that area but im not certain with a bulging bump that went away in a few days.

Anyways I have never talked to any of these guys before and dont know them. I am pretty sure though one of them is gay and from france though based on how he acts and talks. I started to panic and now its 3 days later and I still have the anal pain. Its getting better but still im worried.

Not to get too graphic but another thing is I noticed my bowels today smelled like perfume or something. I thought that was really odd and started to really panic thinking this could be some lube or something left over. But it happened nearly 72 hours ago…wouldnt any lube be flushed out by now?

Heres the thing. I have no memory of anyone raping me. But the thing is when I drink it knocks me out cold sometimes. The good thing is I do remember waking up feeling sick. So if that waked me up wouldn’t I wake up during anal penetration considering nothing has ever been up my anus before.

I am really scared I could get hiv from this. I mean I have always feared hiv and maybe that fear has attracted it to me. The good news is I thank god have no memory of some dude on top of me. Surely by the grace of god I would wake up during an anal rape right? Or was I too drunk? What do you guys think considering what I have told you? Please I am dead serious about this…no rape jokes if you dont mind. Thanks

I, too, would recommend a doctor visit.

[DingoelGringo]

@ineedthetruth

But what is the doctor gonna tell me? It still doesnt help me. I have no idea which guy it was if it happened. I cant get tested for STDs this early anyways. Is there any reason liquor can make your anus hurt? Like hemmoroids being flared up? I mean could the doctor even tell this late after showes and all? I guess I could go to the ER for it?

How do you know what a doctor can tell you unless you go. What a weird response.

[Gatopescado]

Originally Posted by ineedthetruth
I guess I could go to the ER for it?

That will guarantee an Anal Rape!

[system]

Guys. I have been thinking about it.

1. There were 3 other guys in the room. They would have stopped it or saw it surely.

2. The rapist would have to be really brave considering the other guys in the room. Also I am 6’5 so I am a big guy.

3. I would have been waken up or have some sort of memory of someone on top of me or raping me.

4. I only have like 5 or 6 shots worth of vodka topped off with a beer.

5. I remember my whole night clearly to the point of having to break a dollar to get change for my cheetos from the vending machine.

6. If I remember everything else then why do I not remember being raped? Maybe I was in too deep of a sleep? If so then why did I wake up feeling sick in the middle of the night.

Considering all of these facts I think it’s unlikely I was raped. I mean yea its possible since I have the pain but maybe its just a anal fissure or something. I do have a lump under my skin back there that hurts when I press on it. That has been there for years and I know for a fact drinking once made it bulge out and hurt for a few hours to a day.

Also the rapist would have had to get up at 4 am to do the act. He would have had to wait for me to get home from the club. Seems unlikely…like I said its just the pain. If I didnt have the pain I would never suspect rape.

[simster]

I know when I feel pain, I immediately think I was raped.

Just didn’t know people liked to rape people in the knee caps - but - hey, I was drunk on cheetos and vodka at the time, so, who knows…

at least I haven’t had a root canal, then i’d really be worried.

[davidm]

Even so, you shouldn’t ignore that painful bump. See a doctor.