Hey you all!
My mother has a friend whose husband bought a “water magnetizer”. He is all into Scientology, energies, and all that stuff (that guy sure is annoying at parties and kinda looks like a huge Caucasian chimp).
Anyway, he always make me cringe, but… this was a whole new record in cringiness.
-Help your body to get rid of toxins
-Improve bowel movements
-Improve digestion and avoid gastritis
-Reduces sugar levels on blood
-a lot of other stuff, such as increasing the water’s alkalinity levels and “free radicals”… (yes, the water filter claims that it can do all that stuff! why go to a doctor ever again?)