WP’s response to Sandy Hook: "
Now he’s come out with this: “The one thing a violent rapist deserves is to face is a good woman with a gun!”
Everything this guy says ends with “with a gun.” This is worth replacing the aging gag of adding “in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie fortune
A quickly Googled list yeilds :
A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month. (with a gun)
Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. (with a gun)
For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love. (with a gun)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness (with a warm gun).
A soft voice may be awfully persuasive…WITH A GUN!
Now is a good time to finish up old tasks…WITH A GUN!
Every wise man started out by asking many questions…WITH A GUN!
Failure is the chance to do better next time…WITH A GUN!
Say hello to others…WITH A GUN! You will have a happier day.
Let a smile be your umbrella … with a gun .
My favorite fortune cookie fortune, which I carried in my wallet for several years, was:
You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life (with a gun).
The greatest love is self-love… WITH A GUN.
Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do… with a gun.
It is better to deal with problems before they arise… with a gun.
Now is the time to go ahead and pursue that love interest with a gun!
People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner… with a gun.
You desire recognition and you will find it… with a gun.
Your life will get more and more exciting… with a gun.
Maybe this could be moved to The Game Room… with a gun.
Brandy is dandy, but liquor is quicker… with a gun.
Blondes have more fun… with a gun.
'Tis better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all… with a gun.
Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today… with a gun.
There’s more then one way to kill a cat… with a gun.
There’s a sucker born every minute… with a gun.
Behind every great man there’s a woman… with a gun.
Live free or die… with a gun.
All good things must come to a past… with a gun.
Sing like nobody’s listening… with a gun .with a gun .with a gun .
The worst fortune I ever got in a cookie somehow becomes even worse:
You will soon fall and never get back up… with a gun.
Help! I’m trapped inside a Chinese bakery…with a gun.
Four score and seven years ago (with a gun)
Since Catholics are in the news.
Pater noster, qui es in caelis, with a gun…
or maybe
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ I will begin this day, with a gun
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you with a gun
Now I lay me down to sleep with a gun
90s song titles:
Fighting ignorance since 1973… with a gun.
campp
March 16, 2013, 3:00pm
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Think three times, measure twice, and cut once… with a gun.
I dunno, I don’t see it working for everything.
“You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word… with a gun”. :dubious:
“You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word… in bed.” still works.
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill the Buddha … with a gun.
Back away from individuals who are impulsive…with a gun .
That’s actually really good advice.
The pen is mightier than the sword with a gun.