You can’t handle the truth! … with a gun.
My favorite.
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free…with a gun.”
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone… with a gun. (seek help before you get to this point.)
Finish eating your vegetables, they won’t kill you… with a gun.
If given a penny for every kind act, you’d be a millionaire…with a gun.
Live long and prosper… with a gun.
I knew you were trouble when you walked in… with a gun.
Love is never having to say you’re sorry… with a gun.
This is a pretty damn cool meme 
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine… with a gun.
Speak softly and carry a big stick…with a gun.
A far sight better than just a stick.
A friend in need is a friend indeed… with a gun.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks… with a gun.
One night in Bangkok…with a gun.
The Internet is for porn…with a gun.
Outside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book … with a gun.
Do not be so eager to deal out death and judgement … with a gun.
A gentle answer turneth away wrath… with a gun.
Every Who down in Whoville loved Christmas a lot … with a gun!
After all, tomorrow is another day … with a gun.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country … with a gun.
Good fences make good neighbors … with a gun!
Wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there… with a gun.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach with a gun.
Success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan with a gun.
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change with a gun
courage to change the things I can with a gun
and wisdom to know the difference.
(That almost makes sense…)
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse with a gun!
I believe that my heart will go on with a gun.
There can be no tyrants where there are no slaves…with a gun.
Just Do It…with a gun.
To boldly go where no man has gone before…with a gun.
The power to be your best…with a gun.
Have it your way…with a gun.
Ripped off from:
José Rizal
Gary Gilmore, attrib.
Gene Roddenberry (I think)
Apple Computers
Burger King
This is my weapon; this is my gun (with a gun).
This is for fighting; this is for fun (with a gun).
We’re behind you every step of the way … with a gun.
Guns don’t kill people, people kill people … with a gun.
Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high … with a gun.
I want a hippopotamus with a gun for Christmas.
Santa Claus is coming to town … with a gun.
Three cookie fortunes taped to my desk:
In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare…with a gun.
You will have a long and health life…with a gun.
You are working hard…with a gun.
Here are some SF/Fantasy expressions…with a gun!
[ul]
[li]In space, no one can here you scream…with a gun![/li][li]May the Force be with you…with a gun![/li][li]Let’s do the Time Warp again…with a gun![/li][li]Don’t Panic…with a gun![/li][li]All these worlds are yours, except Europa…with a gun![/li][li]…and one ring to rule them all…with a gun![/li][li]My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die…with a gun![/li][/ul]
I Saw Her Standing There with a Gun
I Want to Hold Your Hand with a Gun
She Loves You with a Gun
With a Little Help from my Friends with a Gun
All You Need is Love with a Gun
Two of Us with a Gun
(Okay, anyone wanna do the Stones?)