We desparately need a 4th party candidate. Why I'm running against Tripler and why I'll win

Our campaign bus is a BSERVthat spits bomb-defusing robotson command. Interns encouraged to attend in hopes the sickness of running *towards *a bomb will rub off on them.

Love and Knishes,
Mrs. Tripler

Sounds like a hoot, Mrs. T. I’m sure the secret service will be glad to have that capability as a resource in protecting the candidates. You would permit it’s use to protect ALL the cadidates, right? :dubious:

If we could ever get the Secret Service out of your hot tub we’d be glad to share the BSERV’s capabilities w/ them.

Moved MPSIMS --> Elections at OP’s request.