Please welcome our newest moderator. Loach starts with us today, working in MPSIMS. Be kind, we are happy to have him on board. 
Cheez it! It’s the cops!
Welcome new moderator Loach.
You only have two days to prove your value by banning the entire board. It’s the only way to know if you are worthy.
It’s a fair cop.
Regards,
Shodan
Outstanding!
There are going to be a lot of changes around here.
From this day on, the official language of the SDMB will be Swedish. In addition to that, all Dopers will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old.
Welcome.
Where’s the squid?
ETA: Ja, sure, yumpin yiminy.
Considering you sort of moderate people/society in real life, this should be easy for you.
Welcome!
A round of glögg for everyone!
Bork Bork Bork
My sister was bit by a moose once.
You must be new here. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
The latest poll says you’ll only be trusted by 54.62% of US dopers.
Welcome moderator Loach!
Best wishes Loach - and thanks for pitching in!
What is the Spanish word for straightjacket?
Regards,
Shodan
We picked him because he already had his own jackboots and truncheon.
Camisa de fuerza.
Anyway, welcome aboard!
Welcome aboard, rookie!
The battle scars heal pretty quickly. Just keep some lotion on hand for bedtime.
Another rounda glögg for everone!
You’re not only assertive, you’re also quite original.
But seriously, welcome aboard! 
Well, there’s your first mistake as a mod.
REAL dopers go commando, and we ain’t interested in no sissy underwear.
Oh, and congrats.
There are people who don’t? :dubious: