Is the moose okay?
Cøngradülatiøns!
We’ve cast our lot with a copper’s…copper.
I eagerly await the Mirandizing of the first spammer.
More of thish warm wine stuff for everbody!
And pretzills!!
What’s all this, then?
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Välkommen till moderator Loach . Kan du njuta av dina arbetsuppgifter här i många säsonger .
Whaddaya mean, I can’t say that in this forum? Hey, I pay your salary, and don’t you forget it! Me and Cecil Adams are close personal friends! Don’t you have some, like, spammers to ban or something, not these bullshit warnings for personal insults?!?
Uh, would fifty bucks make all this go away?
I misread that as LURCH and had to chug down a Sam Addams. Whew!
Running coach, you change with Drunky Smurf. Shodan, you change with kayT…
Who?
Had a loach once. Lived in the gravel filter and would only come out once a week. Attributes I admire in a mod, too. Welcome to the ever-increasing cadre of mods who have not given me warnings.
Even Loach has a Wikipedia entry! 
Okay. I’ll be passing a sign up sheet around for torches and farm implements. I’ll have to check the storeroom to get a count, but I suspect there aren’t enough for one of each per person. So, if any of you have any huge rolling pins, dung forks, or their own torches, that would be good.
I need some volunteers. Someone has to tend the fire we’re warming the cauldron of tar over, we need some chicken pluckers, we need some chickens, and who has the rail? Oh, and a grill and some nice BBQ sauce for the chickens for the dinner afterwards. Maybe we can have a BBQ sauce challenge like we did last time? That was fun. We need some side dishes too. Who wants to organize that?
And who wants to run the “How long until Loach pulls a Marley” pool? $1.00 a square, right?
What size are those jackboots of yours anyway?
I’m asking for a friend.
Welcome, LOACH!
Hey Loach!
Sweden is cool. Welcome aboard. Nice to see that you have a sense of humour.
I’m waiting for a 16-year-old, Swedish, underpants-wearing squid to chime in here. If he has a torch and a farm implement with him, all the better! I almost forgot the glögg. He needs him some glögg!
Yay, Loach!
And Lutfisk all around!!
What?
Can you tell us how you go about finding selecting /recruiting a new moderator? is there an application process or is this where being someone’s favorite but ne’r- do- well nephew suffices?
Applications are accepted. Many are called, few are chosen.
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