Hey pwill…eating thread? Nope, but it is safer to make sure the wolf at the door has a full stomach before he gets in…
DW- lo, the pillow fight continueth (& you need to exercise off some of that ice cream anyway!) & it was 1.36 am where I am (& I was up till about 3.30am on IRC, and yes, that was late, can you buy me some common sense please?), what time was it where you are?
fierra, I’d gladly give you some of my own common sense…If I had any! You sure did have a late night. Am I the only person who doesn’t have IRC? I’ll have to look into this, or check with Jester to see if he got it running.
I think I am 7 hours behind you. When you posted the above, I wasn’t even out of bed yet. I am on Straight Dope time,
or Central Standard (or Daylight, or whatever). So, it is around 7:20AM as I post this. And I am hungry once more, so your threshold is in jeopardy again.
particlewill, how’ve you been? Yesterday seemed to be a big eating day, with cheesecake and parties and all kinds of hijinks for a Tuesday.
Had me some chocolate swirl cheesecake today at work…For one shining moment I was transported from my wage-slave exisitance to a heavenly place of creamy chocolate/cheese nummylandness…sigh…then I got a ticket for running a red light…well not exactly running it…more like jumping the gun a second before it really turned, with a State Trooper right next to me…coulda given me a warning, but NOOOOOOO! I hope the putz’s radar gun gives him cancer. I have been driving a medical delivery van for THREE FREEKIN YEARS, and this is the ONLY time I have EVER been pulled over. So much for my sterling driving record. I hope he gets hit by a passing car while giving out one of his festering tickets.
ahem Sorry about that…
p-will, that really sucks. Too bad you didn’t try going to the old Charley Horse card.
“I’m sorry, officer, I had a sudden spasm in my right calf and I accidentally…”
Aw, hell. He wouldn’t have bought it anyway.
Try living around here where the radar nazis ( :eek: sdmb language alert…sdmb language alert… :rolleyes: ) just love to write you a ticket for anything. I had a friend pulled over for stopping her turn signal before all 4 tires were in the lane she was changing to!
Is it just my imagination, or would the world be beter off if those guys just stayed in the doughnut shop?
So, chocolate cheesecake does exist…I’m going to have to visit the states sometime…
thought they did, Fierra - you shoulda seen the IPO for Krispy Kreme…
(chain of donut shops)
Well good morning, fierra! Or good afternoon.
If you ever decide to grace the U.S. with your lovely presence, I will personally make you a chocolate cheesecake for your dining pleasure, and have it sent wherever you may be staying (unless, of course, you find a better one where you’re visiting!)
“Uh, excuse me, Officer Crumb? Officer Glaze? Can you help me?”
fierra, is donut eating a frequent habit amongst the constables as well? In all fairness, I’m sure there are at least a couple of American cops who stay in shape, but I always see cop cars in the parking lots of Krispy Kreme, McDonald’s, etc. When I lived in NY, most of the cops had big fat boilers hanging over their gun belts. From what I’ve seen, the L.A. cops stay in shape, but they probably do that since they never know when they might be caught on tape, and they want to look good on the news and all. Are the British police any different? I’ve been told that they don’t carry guns - do they holster a chocolate bar instead?
And as long as we’re on the topic, who’s got any interesting police stories? Like, why you may have had to call them, or your favorite I-got-pulled-over-for-? story.
We even have Krispy Kreme out here in the middle 'o nowhere. Of course, they are evil. All things that taste good are evil.
We don’t have a krispy kreme. & not all things that taste good are evil. & when you are horrendously underweight, a diet of pure chocolate is good for you…
Most of our policemen actally work… & many get fed up with having to do speeding tickets/arrest people for having 16th of dope when the burglary etc departments are understaffed & underfunded…
I do have a cop story from years agon - one of one being nice & helpful & one of a cop car coming the wrong way up a dual carriage way, nearly crashing into my mother & I in our car & then screeching to a halt & all the inhabitants leaping over the concrete barrier & running across to start beating up people who were standing seemingly minding their own business outside a nightclub…
Guess which story is more interesting to tell…
Oh, Struut, why have you got feathers in your hair?
BTW, DW, if you think I’m getting beer tangles out of your fur, you can think again!
sigh Must you? I feel like the chicken lady in the Kids in the Hall–except not as…pleasant smelling and attractive. This is approaching being licked by the THREAD in terms of being disgusting.
Mr. Particlewill: I am a brand new member and have just been reading along in this board, and have come to the conclusion that you need to meet, marry, and exist in mental harmony with my sister, Idnew. She is sole dick-tater at another board…
I know you can get at least a one-nighter from her…sight unseen.
Enjoy. 
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Boy, you miss one week around here and you miss everything!
struuter with feathers in her silky smooth hair that ebs and flows with the gentlest of grace…OH and cheesecake! Yummyyumyum. Sorry I missed it, maybe I could get a private tasting later?
fiera and C+1 V+1, glad to see you came around to realize my (minorly) creative naming was, in fact, not off the mark :).
I’ve only got a few moments, but I wanted to pop in and say “Hi” and let you know that I haven’t forgotten y’all (oh, I can talk normal now, I’m not in the South anymore! woohoo) So, as I was saying, I’ve not forgotten you fine folks, and I’ll be returning more formally next week.
As always, your Snowy.
hi eruditeowl, glad your trip was ok. Hope you didn’t melt in the heat in the south!
Don’t worry about struuter’s feathers too much - at least the tar was away by that point!
snowman, glad to see you back! You mean you had been living in the south??? What part?
???WTF? Gee wardensu, um, thanks I guess, but I am married. I suppose I should go look at the link tho…
Well I went to that site. I am more confused now than I was before…Does ANYONE have a clue what wardensu was talking about?
My mind is now a tangle. Which might have been the objective here…
Well the mistery has been solved…It turns out that this wardensu person and this Idnew person are in fact sisters. It seems that they are having some sort of family feud on the http://snortworld.bla-bla.com message board…
From what I have seen so far, one is grossly fat and the other looks to be about seventy years old. Oh and they live in Texas, which explains a lot. (Not that I have anything against Texas. Texans on the other hand…) I just wanna know why I got dragged into this little Jerry Springeresque white trash battle of minds. Tell ya what, girls, leave me out of your 'lil fight, and take it elsewhere.
Hi particlewill. Got this link from your post at snortworld.
Well you got part of it right, there are actually three of them fighting, and two fit your description but Idnew is very pretty. IdnewShe will probably kill me for this. Don’t know where you got the 70 year old. Idnew has been trying to ignore their nasty remarks and I’m sure she will tell you that herself and apoligize for her sister’s behavior, in desrupting this boards topic to try to slander her and bringing their personal problems to other boards.
She informs me that she is having trouble logging on to this site and has notified the owners. She has been a member since May.
I don’t think she will appreciate that very much though. 
Texans are very nice people.
Now since I didn’t know about this site until your link think I’ll surf it.
p-will, enlighten us. What’s the f’in deal with the link? Who is wardensu? Did you intrigue this person on another thread? Are the sisters lesbians? Maybe if you go to the site, you can kill it
WTF??? Enquiring minds want to know…