Badda Bing! (insert rim shot here)
Huskers, as in Go Big Red, as in University of Nebraska.
College football. American football, not that namby-pamby stuff you Brits play 
I like the Huskers.
Hey, Dire. What a thing to say. It’s often dangerous to admit to liking the Huskers. And yes, fierra, he’s right about it. It’s college football. I don’t, particularly, get into it…but being here and being married to a fan makes it hard not to at least be interested in the score. I rarely bring up the football thing when I tell people I’m from Nebraska–as it seems that some people think that is what we live and breath here. Anyway, enough of that. It always seems to bloom into arguments about who’s team is better and I don’t like that at all.
fierra, I did lurk a bit in the pillow fight yesterday…but to be honest, I got lost. Was there a moat of some sort? Involving waste materials? Maybe I don’t really want to know. I don’t know how safe I feel over there. 
But there is that strange lure, you know? It just beckons me…and boy, am I going to be sorry.
waste materials…you’re funny, struut. So midwest
:: sniffle :: They all ganged up on me! :: sniffle snurgle :: fierra glued me to the floor, and, and, then they built a moat :: sniffle :: and, and, they :: snurg :: filled it with beer, and I drank some but i couldn’t move and i had to pee real bad and i couldn’t even do the peepee dance 'cause my paws were stuck and, and…
WAHHHHH!!! :: sob sob :: WEE-HEE-HEEP! WEEP WEEP!
Poor me.
Poor me.
Pour me another beer, alright?
Aw. Buck up, little cowboy. You’ve faced worse than that. You’ve still got your integri…well, it’s under there somewhere, I’m sure.
You just wait. You’ll get your revenge. Just remember who loves you…
Hey I gave him the solvent, in a specially designed bottle so his paws wouldn’t get cut…do you have any idea the lengths I had to go to in order to get a sugar glass bottle at the weekend? I could have just thrown it in glass & knocked you out, but no, I was nice…
Besides, is it my fault if you are daft enough to try to drink an entire moat of beer?
Do wolves get hangovers?
Thank you, struuter. You always know just what to say.
And yes, fierra, I know how tough it is to get good theatrical supplies. If I could find skin glue, I could re-use those Breathe Right strips at night!
Wolves do not get hangovers. We are able to efficiently metabolize alcohol. And it’s a good thing, because Tylenol would kill me. And I didn’t drink all the beer…
::snicker::
…lurker drank a whole bunch…!
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
- Do wolves snore?
- Tylenol & alcohol - have you been reading sensible threads?! Shame on you!
Wanna find out?
:: ducking as fierra throws several plates at me ::
I do not snore. Not that I would know, since I’m usually asleep when, uh, I mean, IF it happens, uh, WERE to happen.
Yeah, that’s right. If it were to happen.
My dogs are a different story. They snore. Boy, do they snore. I suppose it could be an inherited trait passed down over the last 10,000 years. More likely it is some bizarre quirk of genetic manipulation. A wolf would never snore. We just growl in our sleep.
As if I’d waste plates on you! Besides, if you cut your paws, I’d have to take you to the vets & they are expensive. My vet has only ever dealt with arctic foxes, swifts, hedgehogs, otters etc, not with Dire Wolves, so I don’t know how you’d get on!
So how do breathe right strips stop wolves from “growling” in their sleep?
Are you saying I’m not worth the money??? And here I thought I was the only wolf in your life.
You could always throw paper plates, or Chinet. Anyway, I have medical insurance, in case of Dire Emergency.
Breathe Right strips open up my canis nasal passages.
The better to smell you with, my dear.
:: sniff, sniff ::
Mmmm. You smell nice. Elizabeth Arden? Calvin Klein?
Innocence
Uh, Fierra, the guys who enforce the truth-in-advertising laws want to talk to you…
I thought someone might object, but that’s what the perfume is called. I’m not to blame for who they sell it to. It’s one of those nice, light perfumes that don’t rip out people’s nostrils half a room away and strangle them with them…
Lurker, you’re paying me the usual rate for setting you up for the punch line, right?
fierra just got 20 more points in my book for being so kind as to not wear a fragrance that arrives 2 minutes before she does. I really wish some people would stop applying cologne or perfume with a lawn hose sprayer.
Would this be Angel Innocence, or something else?
Yeah, I agree too many people use perfume and aftershave as a chemical weapon…
Yeah, Fierra, the check’s in the mail…
Thanks, Lurker, of course, I may just frame it to prove I have your signature & know you!
DW, it is chloe innocence, but if I had put that, all the fun would have escaped.
I don’t really deserve the bonus marks as I am one of the poeple that gets headaches from strong perfumes (& they recently added a fragrance to my usual household polish that gives me a headache, so I can’t use it any more), but it’s just good manners not to stink up the place (goes equally well for actually washing/using antiperspirant & no, strong perfume over top of BO just makes two stinks! Why can’t some people learn that?!)
However, wolves only sweat through their pads, so you’d be fine DW (apart from the damp wolf smell, but that doesn’t give me a headache!), although you smell strangely choclatey at the moment!
Lurker - one woman at work slathers herself with the stuff. She doesn’t seem to notice the nauseated expressions that follow her around (either that or she thinks it is the usual expression, since it is the only one she ever sees). If you like it, fine when you go out, or at home, or if people will only be close to it briefly, but not in the office! Especially since the aircon doesn’t work & it is sealed windows, since we’re meant to have aircon & not disrupt the flow!
Sorry this is not going to be a rant! <start flirt mode to try to end rant mode> So, I’m kinda lonely in the pillowfight thread, & I still have chocolate that needs cleaning off…</end flirt mode - maybe!>
I agree Fierra - restraight should be the key. The woman’s perfume should say you’re here with me, not here I come. You should only have that hint of a scent from a woman when you dance close, lean in tight to whisper in her ear, and hug her.
Well hey, hey, fierra!
I don’t think I’ve smelled Chloe Innocence, unless it was in a magazine sample
I would imagine that you would smell sweet without any applied scent at all, since you seem to be such a sweet fierra amidst a board full of rowdies and miscreants.
I, on the other hand, have such a conglomeration of collective thread stuff on me that I will be walking through a car wash in about 10 minutes to clean myself up. I might just sit in the bed of a pickup as it goes through. Wolves, like dogs, love trucks. I will even pay extra for wax to get a shiny wolf coat (and to keep any future candy coating from gumming me up again).
You look stressed. Bad week at work? No matter, I brought you some nice soft pillows from down the hall. They’re mostly clean, well, except for this one spot of smushed gummy bear, but I’ll just turn it over.
Thank you DW, I’ll just curl up here. When you get back from the car wash, try not to get wax on my clothes! (Of course, there’s an obvious solution to that!)
Oh, if you see a Homer Simpson looking for gummy bears, send him to another thread!
mmmmm…gummy bears