I forgot:
*Get back to work, everyone!! Astrogirl needs to live a life of pampering after we get married!
::Scantily clad Executive Assistant and Employee of the Month comes in with a full page add from the newspaper and hangs it on the wall of the breakroom::
Hey! AstroBoss! Seen the paper today?
I can’t believe I didn’t see this the first time around, but:
No one’s applied for the chauffer position.
My qualifications:
I drove pickups, 2 1/2 ton and 5 ton trucks around Korea for 9 years. I also drove my own car for 2 years. Never had an accident. Came close (daily) but never an accident.
You’re hired, Fugazi! Anyone who can drive here and not get killed has my respect (these people are crazy when they get behind the wheel!:D)
BACK TO WORK EVERYONE!!
Arden, will you sign my copy of A Day In The Life?
Bloody slavedriver…
I’ll sign anything you want, AstroBoss.
Afterall, you’ve made the “frontpage” now.
You know, I remember when this office really was something. We didn’t need miniskirts and man-cleavage in my day. Now Astroboss’s old man–Astrobastardboss–he could run an office, let me tell you. I’m going to go sit down at my desk now. I found a crossword puzzle. If Astrobossboy isn’t too busy working (ha, like what he does could be considered work), he could make sure I had some ice tea. Long Island IceTea.
I’m waiting.
So this is what AstroBozo does at his “job.” Oh, you kooky, zany, wacky kids.
Can I be the dissaffected collage student intern? I’ll hang around the office doing odd jobs and making sarcastic comments. I’ll do anything asked, but there’s no garentee it will be done well, on time, or even at all.
I have long legs and decent cleavage and love wearing skimpy dresses. I am a woman of loose morals and to be sincere I can’t type. In my last job I got the pink slip when the boss’s wife walked in when boss and I were “working overtime”. Do you think you can find me a place in your organization? Do I have to send my C.V.? It has plenty pictures. 
Frickin’ poo man. Here I thought we were finally free of that as… er… nice boss Astroboy. I guess it’s back to the grind well not me anyways as I’m not female and I won’t be doing any grinding since I don’t hold a position of authority…