WHAT?!? Nonsense! You will have a day off at Christmas… that’s not so far away!
GET BACK TO WORK
[sup]It’s fun to be the boss![/sup]
Mnementh, silent as ever, locates the admin cowering in a corner indulging his secret cheetos habit, wraps his large palm around the admin’s head and lifts him, stuggling, off to Da Boss’ office for punishment to be dictated. He idly wonders where punha, his buddy in destruction and the only one who knows why he won’t speak and how to understand him, has gone off to.
Astroboss throws Mnementh a raw steak…
Good job! Now I need you to go track down punha… if he’s back in that cathouse with that floozy and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s again, I’ll…:mad:
I’m out of scotch, boss, and you know I can’t work without my scotch. Be a good boss and run across the street and get me a bottle, won’t ya? Pick up a couple of crossword puzzle books while you’re at it–I need some sort of intellectual stimulation in this place. Man-cleavage, for crying out loud. Honey, a wonder-bra and a twelve pack of Charmin Ultra wouldn’t give you cleavage worth a spit. But the tight jeans are nice. Lie down, I want to see how high this quarter will bounce.
You need scotch? Here, I have some scotch…scotch TAPE!
Haw haw haw…whoo, I slay me! I’m such a hoot!
Astroboss comes back from the store
Sorry Kallessa… they’re out of scotch. I got ya a couple of quarts of Old English 800, though! They didn’t have any crossword puzzle books, either, so I got you a copy of the National Enquirer… I think they run crossword puzzles…
Astroboss idly wonders why he is running errands for the proletariate…
Fiver, get back to work, dammit!
Arden would you come into my office, please? I need you to… um… take some dictation!
Back to work, everyone!
Wow – quarters!
Hey, I’ve just doubled my salary! It’s hard to type in this position, though…
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*Originally posted by Astroboy14 *
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Oh huh? You said something? I was busy sleepin’ under my desk. Yeah like your gonna get me to work. Oh wait your gonna get punha after me? I… uhhh… umm… right away sir!
Dammit, Tikiand hr8!
Get back to work!:mad:
um… that should be jr8!
Well, I can’t believe what a bunch of poops you all are! I’ve got $10 plus some toy paper money in the envelope, chili and jello on the sign-up list, and nothing but attitude all over the place. I swear, you people are NO FUN!! In my last office, we used to have covered dish lunches and happy hours and office sing-alongs…
<FCM wanders away grumbling, dreaming of the good ol’ days…>
**FairyChatMom **, don’t worry… they’ll come through!
*Astroboss gestures to **Mnementh *…
Oh, yes… they’ll come through if they knows what good for 'em.
Where the hell’s punha? And Arden? I need some dictation taken right NOW!
Listen up, everyone: FCM is holding an affair, and you WILL all volunteer to help!
- Gestures to Mnementh looming in the corner…*
Oh, yes… you WILL help!
Get back to work!!
::wearing a backless minidress of bright red, she lazily saunters back in with a box of doughnuts for everyone::
Here I am, AstroBoss.
What would you like me to take?
Step into my office, Arden, and we’ll discuss it! First I have to sweep for bugs and hidden cameras, though…
Well, there ain’t no bugs here in the big steel filing cabinet, except that big spider in the corner- he don’t bother me, I don’t bother him. ;j
But now I’m out of taco sauce. 
Mnementh cracks his knuckles and grumbles in the general direction of the attitude-giving employees. He then steps a bit to one side, as one peek at the stain left by his former target should be enough persuasion…
Affair?? Affair?? Well, I never!! How dare you spread rumors that I…
huh??
Oh, that kind of affair…
…never mind…
Hey boss!
I finished the PowerPoint presentation you requested. I managed to find clipart of a marmot, but wasn’t able to locate a felching sound effect to go with it. Can I look on your computer to see if you’ve got an appropriate .wav file?
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*Originally posted by Astroboy14 *
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Oh, here. Let me do that for you, sir. That is one of the duties of a Scantily Clad Executive Assistant.
No, really. I swear. You can call the Union office. It’s supposed to give you the chance to see up my too short skirt and afford you a stunning view of my lush cleavage.
Arden, you just won “Employee of the Month”!! Congrats!
SLLLUUUURRRRPPPP! Huh? What’d you say jr8? OH! (hiding marmot)Uh…ummm… I’ll get you a .WAV file… gimme a minute… What’re you looking at?:mad:
Now, Arden about that short skirt and cleavage…