Kallessa what will it cost to buy your silence?
And, yes, of course the door has a lock… what did you have in mind?
Can I be the mail courier/baker. I can skate really fast, and I make some really good 
banana nut bread… its really special.
sk8rixtx, you’re hired!! But your duties as baker require a bit more than banana bread… if you know what I mean… We need banana bread with a little, uh, OOMPH!, if you follow me! We need bread that has a KICK, if you ken my meaning…
Screw it! We need banana-pot bread!!
This is a no drug-testing office!
HEY! I thought I said to hold my calls! Kallessa and I are busy drinking!
Get back to work everyone!! Tiki, I been riding you hard… take ten to catch your breath! Then, GET BACK TO WORK!
I’ll just be next door, taking dictation for BossTowTies.
He’s a kinky fellow, I hear.
That would be BossTwoTies. :rolleyes:
Scantily clad Exec. Assistants are notoriously scatter brained.
[30s voice]You want I should take care ah’him, boss?[30s voice]
I made a contribution to FairyChatMom’s fund…with Monopoly money! Ho ho, what a stitch. I kill me!
Hey boss, have you seen my condom…wait, here it is…behind your ear! Whoa-ho, how’d it get back there?
:: Winking obviously :: Got something going on we should know about?
People?? Listen up, people. Apart from the chili that the boss is bringing and my jello-mold-salad-delight, there’s nothing else on the pot luck sign up sheet. Let’s get in the spirit here! We need some veggies. We need fresh rolls. We need a sheet cake or two. So get into the break room and sign up, okay?? People? Are you paying attention, people??
[sub]what a bunch of poops…[/sub]
Cook? Moi? It is to laugh. Executive Assistants do not cook. We might gasp break a nail!
I called a caterer for the event.
You really don’t want to inflict that chili on anything but an outdoor event. Trust me.
[sub]It’s okay. I put it on the company account.[/sub]
I signed up to bring the Jello, FairyChatMom!
Heh heh…you’ll like my Jello!
Operation “steal all the money from the account that’s supposed to pay these people’s damned wages” is now in motion Astro, see you in Thai… eh, that country we talked about.
Oh, and I get a 50/50 split, right? I mean, I AM your closest neighbour on the boards (unless we get a rogue poster from Pyongyang)
— G. Raven
Hey boss! I’m going on break. Back in 20!
::goes to secret hiding place::
::pops out tape from the recording equipment that tapes everything that happens in the boss’s offices since she bugged them her first day and replaces it with new one::
::hurries off to safety deposit box at American Embassy::
drops Chinese facemask and makes for the airport with what little money he has on him
— G. Raven
Aww… why you wanna run off? I’d much rather blackmail you ML than turn you in.
[sub]psssttt… besides, then we can blackmail You-Know-Who. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I’ve found in his desk![/sub]
punha, I got another job for ya! I need to to track down the system administrator for the University LAN, and beat the crap outta him for me! I haven’t been able to get online from my room in more than a day, and it’s cheesing me off something fierce!
Morrison, don’t worry about Arden… I got some dirt on her, too! You wouldn’t believe what she did at last year’s Christmas party! I have some photocopies to prove it…
The plan is still on!
Aww…AstroBoss is soooo cute.
The Christmas Party’s on video, you know. How else do you think I afford that expensive house and car?
Remember what you did before Astrofiancee got here?
Yeah… that’s what I thought.
No… things are kinda fuzzy after I drink that fifth of tequila…
I remember Fiver brought in that leggy blonde girl, and I seem to remember that she and I were making out in the closet…
A fuzzy memory suddenly snaps into focus
:eek:
SHE POPPED!
OMG, I’m SOOOO embarrassed!
If anyone mentions this to Astrogirl (not due back until Wednesday, heavy sigh), they will be beaten and fired!
I’m not sure how much the other males will want to inspect my jeans, but you’re the boss.
Cleavage might be a bit difficult to manage, though…and do I have to shave off the chest hair first?
Hey! We have an eclectic mix here; someone is bound to like man-cleavage! Try it hairy first, and if you get no positive feedback, try it hairless!
[sup]OK, I admit, I assumed that you were female… but still! Do the tight jeans… someone will appreciate it! Maybe women, maybe men; but you WILL have an audience![/sup]
GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Hairy man-cleavage, eh? In that case, I’ll need the afternoon off to go buy some gold chains…