Jesus and a pregnant Mary were spared execution and exiled to Japan where they started a professional wrestling league.
Jesus is returning real soon. I have this on the good authority of the Filipino guy I met in a laundromat more than 25 years ago.
On 11/22/1963 in Dallas, there was a second gunman on the grassy knoll who was a double of Frank Sinatra (aka “The Second Sinatra Theory”).
Cocoa beans originated before human history as an outlawed drug on an alien planet that ultimately destroyed itself following endless futile drug wars. After many years in space, the craft of a lone tentacled manatee-like survivor/dealer exploded sometime after entering Earth’s orbit, scattering the ship’s supply on the planet below in the region we know today as Central and South America.
Louis “7-Fingers” Brown did not have 7 fingers on either hand.
I’m actually a young female quadriplegic, not a young-ish male paraplegic. I just used all the knowledge I obtained thru living with my injury to develop an award-winning personality. An ‘inspirational’ personality, if you will. Mmkay?
Didn’t say there weren’t other benefits as well. You really do gotta find the silver lining in the pains and misfortunes of life. I have sex with my gf in the handicap stall in certain places. When we exit the stall, we have people just staring in a confused way. Not suspicious, just confused. They’d nevvvvvver suspect us of fucking in the handicap stalls because it was just a nurse assisting her wheelchair. And everyone knows wheelchairs don’t have sex.
I hit the power ball, I am taking the cash right now. Not the life long payments.
And, I am buying everyone nice gifts.
Just let me know what you would like.
Parallel parking was popularized by William Randolph Hearst. When Hearst had his castle built at San Simeon, California in the 1920’s, the amount of parking space in the court proved to be insufficient, as Hearst was fond of huge parties. He delighted in jumping into a guest’s car and expertly wheeling into a spot along the drive in the maneuver that we know so well today. While some even claim that he actually inventing the technique, he certainly made it a more popular way to park, and it was virtually unknown before this time.
