Weird-ass dream -- leper colonies and acid trips

At the beginning of the dream, I was a leper in a leper colony on an island (I saw part of Papillion recently). There was a chief leper, but the whole thing was run by non-lepers. Then, the chief leper got out his magical Casio keyboard and started playing music on it, and these balls of light shot out from the keyboard and transformed the lepers in healthy people. Next, we got in line for a boat ride – one of our rare leisurely outings. Unfortunately, the magical balls of light wore off while we were still in line and we became lepers again; they hadn’t lasted as long as anticipated. But, we went ahead and got on the boat. I went to the bar and asked for a Miller Lite (they didn’t have a lot to choose from). At that point I noticed one of my fingers had fallen off. My hand looked like Mickey Mouse’s hand. The bartender (actually one of the ruling non-lepers) gave me a beer and a can of Diet Coke. He said that the beer had LSD in it and he wanted me to try it to see if I could taste the LSD. I still don’t know what the Diet Coke was for. I thought, what the hell. I’m a leper. May as well trip acid. So I drank the beer. I proceeded to trip out as everything seemed to morph before my eyes. A number of funky little hallucinations appeared before me as well; it was as if they were up on a movie screen. Then I woke up and thought, thank God I’m not a leper.

I’ve gotten more sick this week, by the way. I have a doctor’s appointment at noon MST.

Hmmm…maybe you need to put down the crack-pipe before going to bed.
But if it makes you feel any better, I dreamed that I was a hermaphrodite last night. It was kinda scary.

Well, that beats my dream about the train in my backyard by a veeeeerrrry long shot.

Weird, my friend, very weird.

Hope you’re feeling better soon!