Yesterday I was driving back from the post office and the most hideously green Jeep Cherokee drove by. This shade of green was so obnoxious I resented the driver for exposing me to it. Otherwise this vehicle seemed like any other pimped out SUV. Then I noticed something that was truly outlandish. Where the ball for towing stuff had been hung a super humanly sized pair of chrome testicals.
I googled chrome testicals and found that this is not that uncommon.
Please tell me why.