Weird friggin dreams... <a ramble>

I’ve been having interesting dreams lately, following a spell during which I couldn’t remember more than 5% of my dreams. It was an unusal thing for me, because I usually dream a lot, and remember a great deal of them in the morning.

At any rate, now that I’m remembering them again, they seem to be making up for lost time by doubling in weirdness.

Just the other day, I had a particularly powerful dream. Every so often, I’ll have dreams that involve me falling in love with someone. The problem with these dreams is, they’re always extremely powerful - so much so that for hours after waking up, I can still feel the emotions from the dream. I had one once involving a coworker. When I got to work, the dream was still fresh in my mind, and as I walked to my cubicle, he saw me and gave me his typical warm greeting and smile. Even as I knew that the dream was just a dream, and nothing was real, for just a few seconds, I knew exactly how it would feel to be in love with him. But I digress. The other day I had a dream that I had fallen madly in love with one of the judges from South Africa’s edition of Idols. Of course, it happened to be the one who is known as “Mr. Nasty”, or South Africa’s answer to Simon Cowell. At any rate, it was a rather long dream, and very detailed. When I woke up, I lay there for quite a while with my eyes closed, just enjoying that feeling - you know that amazing feeling of first falling in love? It was quite a while before I completely shook the feeling, and even when I turned on Idols last night and saw him, I couldn’t help but smile.

So that brings us to today’s weird dream. Just took a nap, and had one of the most annoying dreams ever - dreams that insist they aren’t dreams. I have mentioned before on here that I have recurring dreams of finding “forgotten” rooms in my house, and that they’re always remarkably the same in the basic details: the forgotten rooms are always great finds, wonderful rooms that I am thrilled to find, filled with all kinds of cool things. However there is usually a door leading to some forgotten part of the yard that is in pretty shabby shape. OK, now for the dream.

I had somehow hooked up with yet another Idols judge - one of the more middle of the road ones. We were uh, having fun, but in a completely wandering, aimless way, when I finally got up and went into the bathroom. When I came out, there was a cat sitting on the windowsill, which struck me as odd considering I live on the 4th floor. What was even more odd was the fact that it was my old cat from the States, who I’d “lost” in the divorce, and had since been given away to someone else. I was so shocked to see her, and I called her to come in. She did so, but as she did, reason (or dream reason anyway) set in and I realized that she couldn’t possibly be my cat, so I led her straight to the front door. On the way, we passed my “current” cat (in quotes, because I don’t actually have a cat at the moment) and worried briefly that they’d fight. However they didn’t. I gently shooed her out, and closed the door - only the door wasn’t the “real” front door, and left a 6 inch or so gap open. So I reopened the door, walked forward past several faux doors until I reached the one that was the actual front door, shooed her out and closed the door behind her. I went back inside, joked around with the Idols judge some, and then decided to go downstairs for something.

Of course I actually don’t have a downstairs, but in this dream I did. So I went downstairs, and in my dream’s mind, there should have been a small little room that was the cat’s room, and a closet of some sort. However there was also a small hallway, which I had apparently never noticed, so I poked my head down there and found a series of rooms. At first, it was just another toilet, but everytime I looked again, there was more - suddenly there was a shower stall… then a fireplace… then a kitchen… then another fireplace… then a rather large living room and then another toilet. The living room was of particular interest. It was filled with all kinds of contemporary looking chairs - neat shapes and colors - and each of them was actually a massaging chair.

The part that annoys me:

I went back upstairs, at which point there were several people in the apartment, one of them being my mother-in-law. I asked one of the people to do me a favor. As he followed me downstairs, I said “I know it’s weird but I just need someone else to see it because I constantly have dreams about finding rooms like this, but obviously, I’m not dreaming now, so I just need someone else to see it so I know I’m not losing my mind. Besides, if I was dreaming, I wouldn’t be able to say the word ‘dream’ without waking up, would I?” :rolleyes:

It was at this point that my husband showed up. Only… Ok, well, it WAS my husband, however he looked identical to… Sandra Bullock. Go figure that one out. Sounded like her, acted like her - he WAS Sandra Bullock, but he was my husband. I was asking him why he hadn’t told me about all this stuff. He said he had always assumed that I had already known, because he had always known it was there. As I looked around the room, I noticed tall wooden shelves that were filled with VHS tape boxes. I asked him why someone would leave them there, and he said they were probably empty. Sure enough, they were. Meantime, the fact that I’ve just slept with an Idols judge is nagging at me, and I’m hoping he doesn’t pick up on my guilty vibes.

I then noticed that there seemed to be smoke coming from somewhere in the corner. I walked over and found a long red-checked cloth hanging over what I assumed to be a window (since I was on the 4th floor). There was also a ragged square opening cut into the center. I moved the cloth aside. Turned out I had a side entrance that I had never known about - but it was a complete mess. There was a broken down truck parked there, kids in raggedy clothes playing, and red clay was blowing around, which was apparently what I had mistaken for smoke. And then I woke up.

Anyway, that’s today’s Bizarre Dreams theater, in which I need proof that I’m not dreaming, even though I actually am. (I had a dream once, another recurring one, in which all of my teeth fell apart. In the dream, I mused to myself “After all the dreams I have had about this, I can’t believe it’s actually happening.”)

I woke myself up this morning by laughing myself awake at what my subconscious concocted.

For the past few weeks, there has been a very large spider that has made his nightly web near out front door. Now, my hatred of spiders is legendary, but since he’s outside, I respect his domain. And since I often have to warn my wife not to walk into his web, I figured I may as well have something to call him. “Clyde” was chosen.

Problem is, Clyde has recently been spinning his web closer and closer to our front door, and is now at the point where I may have to take action.

Well, in my dream last night, I did just this – I dreamt I did the “hairspray and lighter flamethrower” trick on him. What caused my laughter was what my sleeping brain came up with:

Bye, bye to a spider named Clyde
Now his webbin’s gone to heaven
And his ass is deep fried
This arachnid was drinking innards of flies
Singing this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die…

Ohh, I love my subconscious sometimes.

So this morning I am dreaming. In the dream my sisters and I have travelled across the country (United States, west to east) in an air vehicle. We get out and I am compelled to kill any critters that may hitched a ride to prevent spread of disease. At first there are four very scary spiders/insects. They are diffucult to kill because I have to try and shmoosh them with a not-so-rigid shoe. I kill those then I turn around and back again and there is a duckling and a bunny. And (to my dismay and with misgivings) I strangle and snap each one’s neck. And in the way of some dreams something flits in and out of vision. There is this blue thing on a collar around the rabbit’s neck. Now it is readable-It is a Florida pet tag with a phone number and the pet’s name! :eek:
The bunny was named “Buster”. :frowning:
I start sobbing with HORROR.
And that is how I woke up this morning–sobbing -just crushed and horrified at my actions.

Ooohh, I was going to start this thread this morning… I haven’t been sleeping well, and this morning I woke up at around five, got up to pee and went back to sleep for an hour or so. I always have the most vivid, and weirdest dreams, in that extra hour or so of sleep.

Warning: creepy and gross

Last night’s dream was all over the place, but the weirdest bit was this:
I woke up and felt all lumpy. I look down and have these big, nasty growths all over me, like… caluiflower or something. I freak out, as you might expect. somehow, then there were just three of them, two on my left breast and one on my belly to the left of, and just below my belly button. I look closer and each has a big bump like a giant whitehead, and each has a little black hair sticking out of it. I grab one and pull. The “hair” comes out and… keeps coming. It gets longer and thicker as it grows and is covered in green pus. Finally, several feet later, the end comes out and it’s attached to… a fishing lure. Kind of like one of these things only it was pink and purple. :eek: :confused:
I pull out the second one on my breast and it’s another fishing lure attached to the end. The one on my belly was attached to a cat toy, like this. My breast was kinda deflated.

I was just vacillating between being completely creeped out and wondering how the hell those things got into my body when I woke up.

I’ve been having an odd recurring dream too, on average once or twice a week for some time, but mine is really creepy whereas the OP’s sounds sort of oddly pleasant. In it, I am in my bed, but someone behind me has hold of me so I can’t get away, sometimes there is more than one, but I can never see them. I can, however, feel them - arms around my middle and pressure against my back from their body. I know that I’m asleep, sometimes I know that I’m dreaming. Last night was a little different in that I dreamed that I was sleeping on the couch and my family where there watching tv, but they couldn’t see what was happening to me, even though I was struggling and waving my hands, and I was trying to yell but had no voice.

These dreams are always within 30-60 minutes of when I first go to bed. I know this because so far I have always managed to wake myself up from them. Whether I have to go or not I always get up to use the bathroom just to distance myself from the dream before trying to fall asleep again. So far it hasn’t happened more than once in the same night, thankfully.

I woke up yesterday PISSED at my husband - and I was still mad at him when I got home from work yesterday.

I dreamt that I gave birth to our son (we do not have children yet, nor am I pregnant yet) - however, I had assistance from Roseanne and Jackie from Roseanne, as well as several characters from EastEnders (I think Sharon and Chrissie were involved - EE dreams seem to be plaguing me lately since I dreamt I had an affair with Alfie last week). I also gave birth in the refrigerator/freezer section of the supermarket.

After I had the baby, I had to give birth to the placenta, which ended up being alternating pink and blue balloons attached by strings. At that point, we decided to name the baby, and my husband kept turning down every name I suggested, citing “I hate the nicknames” for every single name. And this went on for twenty minutes in my dream, at least - I kept suggesting names I KNEW we had previously agreed on, and he kept shooting them down. I kept getting more and more pissed off at him for being so unreasonable when I’d just given birth in a FREEZER.

I’m not sure what we finally named the baby, but I think I was pissed in the dream because I wanted a girl anyway.

E.

Ever since I got pregnant, I’ve been having dreams about celebrities. Not sex dreams, but just celebrities in different situations. I’ll list some of them here:

*Courtney Cox coming to a school dance with a guy I had a crush on at camp (I’m almost 20 years from having been at a school dance, BTW)

*Prince William and Chelsea Clinton were dating

*I was dating Brad Pitt, but he turned out to be really dumb and boring, so I dumped him (which is really how I imagine him to be IRL)

*Richard Belzer was hitting on me at a college party (ick)

I’ve only had two pregnancy dreams so far and they were just recently. I think it’s because it’s finally becoming real (I’m almost 8 weeks now). In one dream, my currently innie belly button had “popped” out to about an inch long. In last night’s dream, I gave birth to a beautiful 25 pound baby! :eek: At 3 days old, she was talking to me about Donnie and Marie Osmond (See? More celebrities!).

Elza B, are you sure you’re not pregnant? You’re dreaming about celebrities and having pregnancy dreams. :wink:

Wow…I had a nice combination of bizarre and geeky last night:

The battle was just about to begin – It was me, The New England Patriots (training camp roster), Ric Flair, and The Fantastic 4 versus Lolth, Queen of the Demonweb Pits. Unfortunately, the alarm went off just as the fracas began.

I guess there are some things man was not meant to know.

Does anyone else go through their day, and have some minor, random thing suddenly bring back bits of last night’s dream? I’ll be walking along, thinking random thoughts, and will wonder to myself whether I should call my mother. Suddenly, I’ll remember that my mother was in my dream last night. Sometimes, that’s all I’ll remember, and I’ll have to sort of pick back and forth trying to fill in the other details.

Other times, I’ll be walking along, thinking all sorts of different, random thoughts, when suddenly a little flash will go off in my mind, telling me that whatever it was I just thought of was in my dream last night. Then I’ll have to do a mental backtrack, rethinking all those thoughts until the flash goes off again. Then I’ll have that tiny tidbit of remembered dream, and can usually piece it back together from there.

Hmmm… I’m thinking I may have to change my username.

Nope, absolutely not - my curse arrived this weekend :mad: .

It’s not great timing anyway, but hopefully, I’ll have my chance in a couple of months or so! :smiley:

In the meantime, I didn’t know you were pregnant! Congrats! How exciting!

E.

I remember once when we were having problems with one of our dogs who is

A) VERY smart
B) something of an escapologist

I had a rather surreal dream in which the dog stole our car and was joyriding round the housing estate.

I didn’t actually see him driving it but at one point the car stopped and a paw reached out to adjust the wing mirror.