Weird things to say to the stranger seated next to you at the ballpark

In My Humble Opinion
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Cheer one of the batboys. Boo everyother batboy. Be completely indifferent to anything else on the field.

Wear a t-shirt with the word Photon on it. Whenever a wave comes around, explain to every one around you that you are both a particle and a wave.

Intersperse your cheering with lewd comments about your neighbor. Do this without changing tone, or looking at them. “Easy out! Easy out! I want the man in seat 32 B inside me!”

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Then start singing “And you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…That’s what it’s all about.”

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Light a cheery campfire.

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Thanks everyone. I haven’t laughed this hard at an SDMB thread since either:

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Do the safety dance.