You can think off
“Hi, would you like a copy of the Watchtower?”
“Pardon me, sorry, most urgent… what year is this?”
“Is it okay if I reach over and grab a couple of these double A’s?”
Some sort of boob joke, I presume? 
Back on track:
“Are you the keymaster?”
What is the frequency Kenneth?
I’m a store cashier and the customer was referring to the batteries on display at my register.
I practically turned purple chocking back an inappropriate response–Those yes; these, no.
“Does this look infected to you?”
“You remind me of a serial killer I once knew.”
“If people’s knees bent backwards like an ostrich what would a chair look like?”
“Wow, could I palpate your clavicles?”
“Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean?”
Did you hear the rumour that our hostess once went under the pseudonym “Sticky Tremblers”?
Are you gonna finish that?
Have they looked here yet?
[bug eyed expression] Oh my god it’s you!!! You may not believe me now, but I promise you are going to be really grateful this moment happened shortly after you get into that time machine 43 years from now!
Can you see me? Can you hear me? Do I exist to you?
I dreamed of this last night, but you were wearing black.
Huh. You don’t look at all like my spirit guide described you.
You look just like my great aunt … but much, much older…