Empty your pockets - my hands are cold.
Would it be OK if I licked your ears?
“What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?”
Lick lick lick Ma BALLZ!
Have you ever visited an alternate dimension?
…Would you like to?
You may not remember me, but you punched me in the face once.
Did you bring the briefcase?
Are you a Middle East dictator? Because there’s an uprising in my pants.
Are you voting for Clinton, Trump or the distempered badger I have in my trunk?
Does your distempered badger have a plan for defeating ISIS?
“Are we there yet?”
“Here, hold this.” [hand over black, spherical 19th century/cartoon-standard ‘bomb’]
“Hi, I’ve recently started a group of clowns that meets in the woods every Tuesday night - would you be interested in joining us? It’d be lots of fun.”
Phil? Phil Connors?
“We’re looking for people who like to draw.”
Nice head. I think I’ll keep it.
“Can I talk to you about god?”
“Shooting migrants in the legs”. Is this legal? If Area 51 trespassers can be shot…
"do these look/feel real ? GO ahead touch them I need an opinion " (yes that’s happened and they did …)
“The dog barks at midnight, facing north.”