Weirdest names you've ever heard

DrDeth was responding to Tabco’s post #177.

I had a classmate from elementary through high school whose full name was Lieutenant George (70’s-80’s). I’m guessing his parents never wanted him to be considered just enlisted, or maybe they were huge fans of Columbo. I have never met or heard of anyone else with the first name Lieutenant.

Yep. His post was funny tho.

Dr. Savage, Dr. Slaughter, DrDeth.

I went to college with a guy name Pogue. It’s pronounced with the ogue in brogue.

Please tell me his last name was Mahone. :smiley:

“Pogue Mahone” is the Anglicization of the Irish phrase “póg mo thóin,” which means “Kiss My Ass.”

When I was a kid (early to mid-1960’s), I spent many hours enjoying my Play Puzzle City, which was designed by Arnold C. Arnold

Ele-Noir Roose-Velvet.

Wife’s rabbit. It’s black and soft, so I hear. I ain’t touchin’ no filthy rabbit.

I always thought that was a cool name. I cleaned up at Trivial Pursuit back in the day, in part, by answering, “Thor Heyerdahl” to any question regarding both exploring and sailing.

I knew a guy named, 'Ellwood Cridge", which I also thought was a great name. Sounds like it would be the name of a Scooby-Doo villain, or maybe the name of the Tall Man in the, “Phantasm” movies. Figured if I ever wrote a book, I’d find a way to use that name.

I met a Terry Terry once.

Even stranger, his middle name started with N, so his initials were TNT.

Was he from Walla Walla?

I once had a job interview with an interviewer whose last name was De’ath.

It was pronounced “Dee-ath,” but it sure looked like I was going to be interviewed by Ms. Death.

Quite possibly, the apostrophe got inserted just to cause other people to pronounce it the way they preferred.

I knew a guy once named DicKard, with the accent on the second syllable. I suspect that he spelled it with the capital K just to get people to say it that way. If it were written Dickard, how would you most likely pronounce it? (He said the name was derived from the French name DesCartes.)

ETA: In the early early days of computer graphics/animation, there was a prominent player named Stan VanDerBeeK. Rumor had it that he capitalized the final K just for the symmetry of it.

Cary Grant’s real name was Archibald Leach, which I always thought sounded like the name of a villain in a Dicken’s novel.

There was a story on the news last night about a police officer who saved a guy on the RR tracks. They never showed her name on the bottom crawl, so I don’t know how it was spelled, but her last name was pronounced “Urea”.

Officer Erica Urrea

Thanks.

It is not necessarily a gratuitous apostrophe. Ath is a real place; so is Eth. Therefore you run into the occasional d’Ath, Death, De’Ath, d’Eth…

The pediatricians my parents took my brother and I to were Dr. Skinner and Dr. Feeley.

Has no one mentioned Randy Rainbow? That’s his real name, although his father had changed it.

No, it wasn’t. I can’t recall where in EU country his parents were from (he and his siblings were born here, however) but it wasn’t one in the UK.