Or Friendbill, I’m not sure which, and neither is he. He hasn’t posted yet. But he’s been a member for a while now. He wasn’t sure quite where to start, so after talking to him tonight, I promised him a welcome thread.
Some of you met him at the NYRenFaire last August. He’s a third grade teacher, one of Mrs. Dave-Guy’s colleagues. And he’s practically a member of our family.
So welcome FriendBill, our wonderful friend, Bill.
Welcome, FriendBill!!!
Dave is a wonderful man, and one of my favorite people. If he says you are one of the family, then you are officially one of MY family, too. [sub]SOME people would find this a dubious honor, but hey…that’s what you get for being part of Dave’s family. Gotta take the bitter with the sweet, ya’ know? 
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I very much hope you enjoy your stay here!
Much Love,
Cheri
Aw, Cheri, you’re sweet.
Bill, you’re a made man around here. Scotti welcomed you right away.
Hello all!
According to my “Logged in user” section of this, I am FriendBill (2 caps, no space…what am I, a computer accessory?!)…
I saw a bit above this that Dave was also praising naps as well as welcoming me aboard…hmmm… If this is a welcome thread, then wake up and start helping to pass around the Sam Adams and salt & vinegar potato chips!!
Cheers,
Bill, who just finished getting the report cards ready for conferences tomorrow
Welcome, FriendBill, my friend.
:: turns around snickering “We’ve got him now” under his breath ::
There’s another one! AHHHHHHHHH!
Welcome.
Good heavens, Dave! What are you trying to do? Attempt a hostile takeover? I mean, really! First your daughter, then your sister, now Bill?
I’m watching my back from here on out, man. 
But really…welcome, Bill! I met you in NYC also, and I hope you have a great time here! We’re weird, but mostly harmless. 
I’m wondering now where beagledave, Weirddave and k2dave are…
As long as you’re not a cross between FriendOfGod and WildestBill, I think we’re all safe …
snort
Good one, lno. I’ll vouch for him personally, as if that means anything.
Howdy FriendBill! Good to see you on the boards.
Ino, I have to admit that’s the first thing I thought when I saw this thread title.
Yup, I thought Wildest Bill had reincarnated, too. (Or is that reinpixellated? Maybe if I put my hand up, Mr. FriendBill will call on me…)
Welcome aboard, guy.
(I love watching people spiral into hopeless SDMB addiction. It’s so cute.)
And I was thinking of “Mr. Bill” - oh noooooooooo!!!
Welcome, FriendBill - any friend of DaveW is a friend of mine!
I’ve just been recently welcomed in a STELLAR fashion, so I’ll pass it along and say hello! I have no sage advice, though. No rosemary advice, either.
Yes… Will he be closer to Wildest Bill or to Uncle Bill? Quite a spectrum you have to work from there.
FriendBill, good to see you here. Glad Dave was finally able to talk you into joining.
Welcome and enjoy.
[sub]Yeeeees … all part of the master plan. Soon EVERYONE will be converted.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.[/sub]
Welcome, FriendBill
We don’t bite.
Much.
Well, okay, sometimes, on Thursdays, between 3 and 5.
Elly
I’ll take that as a compliment.