What, with an axe? Is this a game we can all play? 
Hello again, Thunderclap Monolith! Here, have some of Butterfly’s fudge. It’s good! Don’t let Ex have any though. Althought it just might sweeten him up. <smooch>
Thanks twickster! I sound just like her, don’t I?
I don’t know when you’re not a newbie… I’ve been reading these boards for >2 months now… I didn’t create a name for quite a while… just read gq… never responded to anything…
I decided I wasn’t a newbie when I started a self-pity thread and a bunch of my pals stopped by and said, “there, there, twicks.”
Oh, just leave me alone, Mom!
Thunderclap Monolith
where in arkansas?
Northwest part…in the area of the UA, chaoticdonkey. We’ve been here for a few years, but now it looks like I’ll be taking a job in Florida pretty soon.
Are you familiar with the area?
Okay, you people just can’t seem to get the point when I speak in plain English. Therefore, I am forced to bust out the Bad Poetry to teach you all a lesson.
I Hate Newbies
by Exgineer
Hate the newbies
Hate the newbies
Waste of flesh children
Think they’re l33t HaXXorz!
Where are their parents?
35-year-old geeks
Living in their mothers’ basement
Stroking their comic books
Old people
Just got their first computer
Or maybe WebTV
Not as good as me
Never will be
Shouldn’t even try
Defended by welby
Who walled up his parakeet
Because he’s an idiot
Ellen should go away
She doesn’t know my pain
She supports the newbies
Evil
Hate, hate, hate
The newbies
There. That should put you in your respective places. Go away newbies, and you lurkers too. Elitists like me don’t want you here. Sheesh.
Wurd up, dawg!
::snort:: That ain’t poetry! It doesn’t rhyme or scan. And don’t give me any crap about free form, either. REAL poetry rhymes! And scans. [end rant]
Hey, when did I hit 100 posts? Dang… I was going to start a party thread for my hundredth post, and I missed it! Oh well, guess I’ll have to wait for 200 now.
::savors another piece of fudge::
Just a word of note for the newbies…watch out for the person who calls herself Flamsterette OK? She’s actually a Venezualan Mafia member, and she likes to collect information about us, especially our birthdates. She adds this to the dossier of other stuff we submit to the board, and then…
…well, suffice to say, your birthday will never be private again.
kambuckta, that is SO wrong! 
If you want to keep your birthday private… well, don’t post it on the board… that’s all I can say. MUHAHAHAHAHA…
F_X
so here i am thinkin i may want to post on the newbie thread and then i read some nice vogon poetry about hating newbies and wonder to myself -
self - do you need the grief of being 'abused by the birthday mafia or should ya just take a wild leap and see where ya land.
`sigh … shudder… JUMP ~~~*
hullo. i’m a newbie who’s been getting sd in my inbox for about a year. i’m a daydreamer and a ponderer of everyday miracles. i’m probably old enough to be your elderly auntie but have managed to keep a childish spirit by exercising my sense of wonder. i look forward to becoming a member of this marvelous & curious gathering.
Y’know, Exgineer, you could easily find yourself in a situation where, if you want to post on this board, you’d need to find a new identity (in violation of the rules) and start over as a perceived newbie…
Everyone was new at one time. Except TUBADIVA. Even I was new at one time, just before Lincoln was shot.
Ooooooh! Ex got in TROUBLE! Ex got in TROUBLE! Neener neener neeeeeeeeeeeeener!
That’ll teach ya, you grumpy ass whiner.
I suppose I could make some kind of snide comment to Dex like “how do you know I haven’t already?” and send him off on a fruitless search for non-existent sock puppets, but that’s probably against the rules too, so I won’t.
So I’ll just say, “ain’t it just like a snooty Admin to jump in and defend the newbies” and leave it at that.
“Vogon poetry,” Nycteris? I’m flattered. You may be an exception, because I think I like you.