I have absolutely no idea as to what you’re talking about here. 
looks around innocently
** Never ** walk barefoot in a dog park.
That whole “Key in Wall Outlet” thing? Bad idea, as my daughter discovered.
It comes in pints?!?!
141. Never drinks shots of tequila and vodka back to back.
142a. Never pass by a rest area thinking you can hold it until the next one comes along. Which leads me to…
142b. Never travel without a roll of toilet paper.
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Never try to take the short route to the beach by climbing down a 100 ft. cliff while blasted out of your gourd.
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Never say “no” to a road trip if at all possible.
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Never drive, watch game shows or talk on the phone while tripping on acid. Trust me on this.
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Never leave spaghetti out if you have a dog.
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Never trust a human being who is male or aged 5-17 to take a message.
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Never tell a blonde joke in Sweden.
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Or Chittenango.
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Never go anywhere without some black eyeliner and lip gloss.
Wakefield. You?
- Never hijack a thread.
Morley. a mere stones throw away from each other.
152. never respond to a hijack on a thread.
and horseflesh, you better believe beer comes in pints. raaa!
Beer must come in pints. What else would beer come in? Halves? That’s for sissies.
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Never seperate Angua from her beer, or Tir from her Guinness.
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Be careful, the hair spike will cause damage if used properly.
- Be carefull where you make a LOTR films reference . . . . .
Never ask what is in black pudding.
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Never lick a cold lamppost.
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Never touch a strange cat’s stomach.
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Never admit you’ve been to a Barry Manilow concert.
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Never believe anything a politician tells you.
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Never believe anything a magician tells you either.
161a. Except ianzin.
161b. Sometimes. Maybe.
161c. Unless he’s been drinking.
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Never attempt to balance heavy, pointed objects on your forehead.
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Never drink Jaegermeister after drinking beer.
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never tell the idiots you work with you havent used shampoo or conditioner on your hair for the last 7 years. apparently this means i dont wash it at all. because water doesnt wash things apparently.
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never attack said people at work with chairs. it leads to all sorts of legal problems.
- Never forget you were once an undergrad student!
No offence meant Angua. I survived 6 years at Birmingham Uni (undergrad and postgrad) and do understand where you are coming from about this.
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- Never tell the idiots on your message board you haven’t used shampoo or conditioner on your hair for the last 7 years either, especially the ones that haven’t met you in person. It will adversely affect their mental image of you.
None taken!
- Never believe that a GyraQuiz will be easy, or that Gyrate can be bribed/blackmailed.
Oh, I dunno – I might be persuaded to drop a few hints in return for cookies.
- Never refuse an offer of cookies.
- never give in! its not like its not clean! people survived for centuries without shampoo + conditioner! it cleans itself with the aid of water!
Well, I am baking for the DopeFest. Although I do have to wonder why I bother sometimes.
- Remember, everyone has their price.
What’s in black pudding then?
black. like the ingredients of good gravy. which is brown and water.