- Never bait a Northerner who might buy you a pint.
- Never force a fart.
Hah! A Yorkshireman buy someone else a pint?!
- Never bring up old stereotypes like “Yorkshiremen are tight gits”.
- Never get into a farting contest with a skunk.
- never let it be said that paul doesnt get his round in
you crazy kids and your regional stereotypes
- Never forget Gaudere’s Law.
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Never forget that computers are evil pieces of silicon which will be mean and nasty and horrible to you just as you have some work to get done quickly.
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Addition to 126. Never forget that the day something important is due in, the computer systems will collapse.
- Never decline a beer if you’re working behind the bar.
- Never sit at your desk and dance. No matter how happy you are. You’re office mates will think you’re strange.
- Never care what your office mates think. If they don’t already know you’re strange, they soon will.
“Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”
Never impersonate a horse brush - it makes no sense.
That’s another rule I live my life by, along with the blue liquid thing and the following:
- Never read anything by Piers Anthony. Life’s too short.
- Never forget that in an office full of astrophysicists, strange is a relative term.
- Never forget that in an office full of Angua, quietness is a relative term.
- Never forget the AnguaCookies™
- Never talk about Fight Club.
I thought I was rather quiet, by my standards, at the mini-LonDope.
Only because you had a mouthful of beer most of the time.
- Never feed cheese to your dog. Not only is it bad for dogs, but the doggie farts afterwards are just lethal.
Gyrate, you’re going to make me sound like some alcoholic astrophysicist.
Which is not true, in the slightest.
- Never believe that undergrad students will ever learn anything.
Or a mouthful of something else! Bwhahahaha!
I so agree, and I’m adding Robert Jordan to that too.