And I see all these “virtual slave/mistress/spouse/sextoyinarubbernose of xxxxxx”
So what I want to know is, how do I go about getting that status?
Do you need a list of credentials?
Also, do I have any say in this? Obviously, there are specific posters I wouldn’t mind [sub]welfy[/sub] being linked to, but [sub]welfy[/sub] is this something I can improve my odds on??
Throw me a bone here, people!
Well man, i’d just ask, that’s how i got hitcched up with BornDodgy. As for Notcurne, well, that was pure luck on my part.
Also, you’ve got one hell of a good sig line man
Actually, what you need is an agent to take care of the details. Now, for a small but substantial fee, I’d be willing to set the whole thing up.
In order to qualify, you must first streak the boards.
Well, I’m in need of a personal love slave. I’ve already got husbands and wives, and if you look at my sig, you know I’m female. If you want Welfy, just go ask her.
Upham- Thanks for the compliment…
lologranola- Now, if only I had SDbucks with which to pay for your… services…
Zenster- There, now I’m naked…*runs through the MPSIMS, GQ, IMHO and GD sections while banging two pots together and screaming “OklahomaOklahomaOklahomaOklahoma…” and returns, panting and a tad sweaty, to here. * That should take care of that requirement… now I need to put my clothes on…
ssskuggiii- Now there is an interesting idea… however, experience has shown that I make a lousy bottom.
The problem with asking the lovely lady is that I am at heart a big ol’ coward… however, when the time is right, I may take your general ideas, and ask… until then, I shall continue my cheesy unrequited longings… it builds character.
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I’m just screaming with excitement that ssskuggiii actually took my advice and added “I don’t know, ask my clitoris” to her sig line. I am not a very noticeable poster here (as evidenced by the fact that NOBODY proposed to me in the marriage booth) but I do know how to spot a good sig!!
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You have to go through an apprenticeship as virtual pool cleaner first.
looks perplexed
Is Tristan trying to tell me something?
[sub]holyshitshenoticed…[/sub]
…uh…thatis…
So, how you doin’, oh lovely one?
[sub]ohmygodsnowwhatdoIdoIcan’ttreatthislikeIwouldinlifeholycrapIdon’tbelivesheactuallynoticed…sigh[/sub]
Gee, you’re so cute, Tristan. laughs good-naturedly
I’m doing rather good, and yourself?
(How come guys aren’t like that towards me in real life? sigh Well, I’ve got my Raymie but it’s very nice to know that I still have people fighting over me! 
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I’m doing well… gearing up for the SCA event season… making new armor and all that good stuff…
So, while I would never interfere with a Real Life relationship, I was wondering if you had any need of a virtual one… heheheheheh
I have little to offer, save wit, charm(I hope) and the ability to make one laugh… I guarantee the laughter, as I can always put up some nudie photo’s of myself…
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