We had our Christmas party at my house on Saturday night.
A quick recap of some selected highlights of the night:
Spud the attack cat was defending the upper level of the house with all of his might. If anyone got to with 20 ft of him, all hell broke loose. 3 of the wives ended up with scratches several inches long on their legs (through their jeans). One of the guys says he saw flames shooting out of his mouth.
We were given a stunning display of trick shots on the Pool table by one of the guys. The most stunning achievent of all was that the cue ball was off the table and on the floor more often than on.
After dinner, we decided to see which on of us had the hairiest belly… at the dinner table. I don’t think the ladies were too impressed.
We did a secret-santa gift exchange($20-$25 limit). Out of 6 of us guys, 3 ended up with lawnchairs.
We decided to do Tequilla shots as the night wore on. Nevermind the fact that I owned some of the cheapest, god awful tequilla on the planet. Each shot was about 2 ounces. Most of the guys did 2 (I, thankfully only did 1)
The Absinthe got broken out shortly after the Tequilla… and it all went downhill from there, but mercifully the night only lasted about 1 hour after that.
I didn’t get out of bed until 7:30PM Sunday… and I sure as hell didn’t even want to come to work today, but we all made it.

