Well, what did you get for Valentine's Day?

'im indoors bought me a jar of this from Selfridge’s and even left it in the bag so I’d know he got one of the proper posh ones. Not the engraved ones, of course, but jar number 19 is mine!

He also gave me two dozen red roses, some champagne and a card. I think he’s finally realised the damage that WoW has done to our relationship and now he’s trying to make up for it.

Nothing, not a sausage, zilch.

::sniff, nobody loves me::

I got to spend time with my wife preparing a delicious dinner and enjoying a nice bottle of wine. All I need.