And well they should for that is what they are. Closest I could find to an actual check mark.
Man, I have this awful feeling that I’ll be one of the first dead bodies. Not looking forward to that.
"I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said “Look man, come down here”, he got down there.
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer."
You keep drinking like that and you may be. Plus I heard you like to drink alone.
Well if you guys will excuse me I think I’ll go next door and set up shop as the town locksmith. Something tells me it might be a lucrative career move.
Indeed! Unless you are scum. :dubious:
For now, have another on me. 
Looks like the bar is filling up. Hopefully there is safety in numbers. I’ll be over there :::points to the corner booth::: quietly waiting for the dawn. Cheers!
:smack: Preview!
Yes, it’s just like the good old pre-edit days here, isn’t it? 
I’ll take a [del]sapar[/del] [del]sarspral[/del] lemonade for now.
Hey barkeep, one Blue Lagoon and make it snappy. I likes my drinks likes i likes my smurfs, small and blue. You got a problem with it, you can talk to Knuckles capiche?
I’ll have a Blue Lagoon, minus the Blue. And put Auto’s on my tab. But only if he slams it. While you’re at it, we’ll take four, two for the both of us.
Gimme a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
You got a problem with the color blue, twerp? :: slams drink :: Neither do I. Cheers, short stuff.
Can I have one too? With a twist please?
No, I just don’t like girly drinks. Blue’s awesome, I’ll let you buy the next 4, and we’ll slam those, too. ::slams both of mine::
You callin my drink girly, and, by extension hic, me? You’re lucky I’m in a good mood kid, or I’d show you a fist or three!
Baaaartendah, 4 more of whateva we just had!
Hey, guys! Just got off work at the bank. (orders a rum on the rocks.) So what’s up?
Geez, a whole bunch of worried looking faces. And this neighborhood used to seem so safe - but I guess that was before ‘they’ moved in.
dnooman, sturm, what’s that you’re having? Looks like it packs a punch.
I’ll take three cases of Dominion root beer, barkeep. Looks like it’s cheaper here than at home, although that isn’t hard.
Sorry I’m late guys. Looks like I got some catching up to do.
Get me 3 shots of Jager and a Scotch on the rocks.
How about some Jager Bombs?
But doesn’t that involve the intentional consumption of Red Bull? :eek:
You are far, far braver than I.
Barkeep! A round of Jager bombs for me and hocow!
Get Auto another blue lagoon while you’re at it (who am I to judge?).
[tinfoil hat]
You’re all nuts! Know you not that the drink called ‘Red Bull’ is really a secret government experiment the likes of we have not seen since OK Soda? It is comprised of arsenic, old lace, sweat from an enchanted athletic supporter, and worst of all… TAURINE!
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This suspense is awful. I’m too young to die! Says so right in my username! It’s Enfant Terrible, not Vieil Homme Terrible!
whimpering with a bottle of Everclear in the corner