Here is about **19 hours worth ** of Autolycus defending himself:
09.26 yesterday
I’s the godfather? Yeah, and JSexton’s the tooth fairy. I’lls defend myself from you crazies later, cuz me thinks it’s more beneficial-like to watch everyone get there pantiez in a bunch first. You catch more flies with a web of lies is what mum always said.
10.02 yesterday
Youz guys think way’s too highly of me. I wish I were that smart.
10.10 yesterday
Ye’r a punk ya know that? Of course I’s gonna defend myself. Later though. I’m still nursin’ a hangover from Hell.
0105 yesterday
waves
01.15 yesterday
Hold yer horses, I iz thinkin’
03.39 yesterday
Great’s logic ya got there, Playdoh. As fo’ my tight-lips: “I cook no swine before its time.”
03.50 yesterday
O rly?
03.59 yesterday
I’m going to karaoke very soon and will post my defense of this nonsense GF accusation later, so in like 3-5 hours or so. I dont think any defense will satiate the bloodlust of the lynch mob, but I’ll try o_o;
04.03 yesterday
Well in that case, clearly you have to get 27 votes and lynch me immediately
11.09 today
I’s back from karaoke. Seeing as I’m drunk and I’s got’s less than 10 votes, I’lll post my defense later. Goodsnight town.
It’s now about 0405…
Also I think we may have 10+ votes for him 
Pimaspinner, Queuing, Menocchio, MadTheSwine, StarvingButStrong, Hocow, MonkeyMensch, Brewha (after an unvote + revote), Glee, Blaster Master and Malacandra.
(Rysto + Pleonast both voted, then unvoted to give more time)