Had I known, I would have suggested sous vide Butterfingers rather than crumbled.
My friend, I give you this gift.
I need to bring you to my State Fair. 
If you’d rather avoid fried food, grilling is an option.
dark-chocolate covered pretzels win in this category for me. No nuts, but then, you can’t have everything.
For a mad moment, I thought kstarnes’ SDMB account had been hijacked to send spam.
Which is either supremely ironic or deliciously appropriate, given one of M&M Mars’ current Snickers advertising campaigns: “You’re not you when you’re hungry.”
I’m debating on whether to start a new thread to tell Dopers about Doritos and Mountain Dew.
True: Did you know when Mountain Dew first came out, it had RED PEPPER in it?
Beer is a food group.
To stay on topic, do you float Snickers in your beer?
I was gonna comment on the second half of your post, but you struck it. :eek:
Only when the beer’s on the pizza. Keep up!
To be clear: beer and pizza are the foodstuffs of Agrarian Man. When we moved from Hunters and Gatherers to agriculture, the first food that defined that were flatbreads with stuff on them and fermented grain beverages. There’s a reason why they’re so…fundamental.
As for a Snickers - Dude, be happy, but you’re basically describing a crap-food craving that could manifest in any number of ways. To me, a Snickers is a jack of all crap, master of none.
WordMan, you are wise and knowledgeable beyond your years. And so aptly named.
It was the “jack of all crap, master of none” that worked, wasn’t it? 
I’m having it made into a sampler. 
Wow. That would totally work!
I hate Snickers. The candy has an identity problem. But if I make a milkshake at home, I always throw in some salt. Milk, ice (not ice cream unless I’m trying to use some up), vanilla, sugar, fruit…and a pinch of salt. Sometimes a splash of bitters, too.
I do like honey roasted nuts and Gardettos snack mix. Together, even.
I’m hungry now. 