sugar, fat, salt, nuts, etc. all packed together.
For those desperate times, **I recommend: the Snickers bar from Mars candy. **
The Snickers bar is one of the greatest innovations in food technology.
More can be found here: Snickers - Wikipedia
For salt, either salt and vinegar chips, or ketchup chips (are those only sold in Canada?) Old Dutch brand are the best, and I believe that is only available,in Canada.
For my American salt fix, a bag of Munchies, being that sublime collection of pretzels, Cheetos, Doritos. You have to eat a handful with everything in it. But Cheetos by themselves are awesome. Drool…
I hear you but sometimes the body needs something that gives you that densely packed blast, do you get me?
Thank you for letting us know about this innovative food product! I’m sure I’m not the only person here who is keen to discover new trends in the art of cuisine. However, I can’t help but wonder if consuming large amounts of these so called “Snickers bars” (Clever name, by the way) might not have adverse effects on one’s health. I note that they seem caloricly dense, but contain little nutritional value. However I suppose consuming a few bars would not be overly injurious.
Does Snickers need Spam?
must be a twix
The only problem with Snickers is that you have to eat them with a fork.
I thought the elite way to eat them is to melt them and dribble them over your pizza.
No, for pizza it’s crunched up Butterfingers. 
you make a sandwich by placing the bar between two Eskimo Pies.
Hey, just one GD minute: can we get back to the pizza? You know, it IS nature’s perfect food. 
pizza is a food group.
Pizza is ALL food groups.
Okay, calm down. He can put his Eskimo Pie Snickers sandwich ON a pizza. Will that make ya’ll happy?
Can I get Canadian bacon on my half?
I was under the impression that position was permanently held by sliced bread.
Waddling this thread over to Cafe Society.
My coffee hadn’t kicked in yet, and I was confused why this thread was moved. Then it hit me…Snicker-Eskimo-Pie-sandwich-Butterfingers-Canadian-bacon pizza with a side of white bread has been deemed cuisine. 
And your problem with this is…?
Snickers
Do not contain nicotine.
Do not contain caffeine.
Do not contain alcohol.
Do not come deep fried.
Epic fail.
Take it easy on her, she is a cat, after all.