Oh! Well, if we’re counting vampires as aliens…I don’t even think I need to say it…
Ah, well, you might have a bit of a “compatibility” problem there.
Ivanova: Surely there were other women before this?
Vir: There were other women, but I never got past one.
Ivanova: You mean first base?
Vir: No, I mean one. You see, we have six… um… we have six, you see, and each one represents a different level of intimacy and pleasure. First you have one, and it’s like, yeah, ok, and then there’s two, and by the time you get to five, it’s like WHOA WHOA…
How about that naked alien/vampire chick from the movie Lifeforce?
Kes from ST:Voyager
The alien woman in Cocoon who has weird, kinky, alien sex with Steve Gutenberg. But only if she wears her human skin.
I guess none of these are very alien-looking.
Ok, I’ve got one. Phlox’s wife on Enterprise actually did a little something for me.
I’ll second Chiana and Zhaan from Farscape, and add in Jool. She had that mood ring hair, looked good in leather, and was bitchy and moody enough that I’d probably go for anyway.
I’ll even throw in the alien girl from the third season, who could gravity’s affect on her allowing her to walk on walls and ceilings. tell me that wouldn’t come in handy during nookie sessions
Yes, I know, I’m pathetic and need to get out more.
T’pol!!! :eek:
Maya, of Psychon. As seen in Space:1999.
Or, the comics version of Starfire.
Teal’c. Not only is he yummy to look at, but seems like a total hoot off-set. 
Micheal from Roswell
Leeta, the Bajoran Dabo-girl from Deep Space Nine. Woo-hoo!
Either or both, actually–but I prefer Robin. She’s still cute, BTW; an acquaintance of mine got his picture taken with her at a recent con and showed it to me so I could be jealous.
38 of D
Er, I mean 7 of 9.
The Predator.
id do gidget… i think thats his name… harbinger
Farscape showed a sexual encounter between two different aliens, Scorpius and the spider-headed chick who collected eyeballs. One of the most disturbing things I ever saw.
On the face of it, is seems pretty unlikely that an intelligent alien would have any interest in sexual contact with a human, or have compatible genitals (assuming they even had genitals). However, I’d definitely do Chianna.
Leela from Futurama.
Vulcan chicks are hot, and you know there’d be no emotional bullshit.
Londo’s dancer chick is cute, but I’d feel inadequate.
Counselor Troy, of course.
Most of the Farscape women were quite doable.
The thing about alien women is, you’d have to see if Kirk was already there. I think we’ll all find that he’s the leading cause of VD in the galaxy.
When I first read this, I misread “Trill” as “Tribble.”
I’m still trying to wash that image out of my brain…
As for myself: I’d go for a Twi’lek (like Oola, the dancer-girl at Jabba’s palace).
Oooh! Twi’leks!
Tie her up with her brain tails! Or spank her with them. Or diddle her with them.
Damn, I’d be the worst pervert a twi’lek ever met.
I second that.
I thought you said “Twikie”–that stupid little robot bastard from the TV version of Buck Rogers.
You & a little silver robot.
Now that’s a mental image I’d like to get rid of! :eek:
Those Rylan women were damn cute!
I prefer Laliari though, as long as she’s in humanoid form.