What are the magic words that would make you sleep with someone?

[sunshine2013]

@Diamonds02

So, I’m following…what’s her name…thread about PUAs. The general consensus is that the techniques don’t work. Same thing, in the thousand of other threads about the subject.

Sooooo, that begs the question. If those techniques don’t work…then WHAT does work? What are these mystery magic words that will make warm purple silky thongs hit the floor?

I’ve come up with all kinds of things to get women hot, once they’ve ran cold. Still struck out.

-I’ve once told a woman I loved her (shitty) art work. She said I was like the only person who complimented her work. But, she still would not let me dip my paintbrush into her ooey gooey tempura paint.
-I fixed a woman an awesome lunch. She said it was the best she’d ever had. The tastes were orgasmic. Guess what? The day did not end with me sticking my soft fingers into her perfectly-prepared ham sandwhich.
-In Chicago, I told a girl at a night club, that I had a pad (well, a relative’s) that overlooked downtown. At my disappointment, the night didn’t end in balcony sex nor her going down while an elevator went up.

Well, what would someone have to say to you to get your titties flappin’ in the wind?

I guess I’m just an old-fashioned girl. I would have to know a man real well before I slept with him. There would have to be a mutual love, trust and respect between us. Giving yourself to someone intimately should never be casual! Also, having that special love, trust and respect with another person is the best aphrodisiac in the world! If you truly desire intimacy with a woman then just be yourself and give yourselves time to get to know each other. False flattery and outright lies will get you nowhere. Most intelligent, self-respecting women can see right through them and run for the hills! If you’re not looking for a relationship and all you want is sex then pay for it and leave decent women alone!

[PookahMacPhellimey]

I once got smooching (and would have slept with but didn’t for practical reasons) with a guy who came up to me and said: “Hi. Have you got a boyfriend?”. I replied in the negative and he said: “Ah good, me neither.” Smooching ensued.

However, he was:

1. Very cute, and
2. Extremely confident.

And I think the answer lies in the second point, though the first one doesn’t hurt.

[DrFidelius]

@sunshine2013

I guess I’m just an old-fashioned girl. I would have to know a man real well before I slept with him. There would have to be a mutual love, trust and respect between us. Giving yourself to someone intimately should never be casual! Also, having that special love, trust and respect with another person is the best aphrodisiac in the world! If you truly desire intimacy with a woman then just be yourself and give yourselves time to get to know each other. False flattery and outright lies will get you nowhere. Most intelligent, self-respecting women can see right through them and run for the hills! If you’re not looking for a relationship and all you want is sex then pay for it and leave decent women alone!

Oh, by the way Sunshine, Diamonds has no interest in what would entice you to sleep with a man. She is interested in what she can say to get you to sleep with her.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but we have been telling her for years that she has to class it up a little.

[VinylTurnip]

Best New Porn Starlet (2013): Sunshine Diamonds

[cmosdes]

@FatBaldGuy

I do.

Wait, was this posted as a serious response?

/obligatory joke involving bride/smiling/walking down the aisle

[Gagundathar]

May I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. FatBaldGuy-Diamonds02!