Krabs. (Fake crabs)
The trick is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
From Tootsie:
Actually, she said that’s what she wanted to hear, but it didn’t work.
Here. I found these flowers just for YOU!
WINNAH. Also, dishes must be done first.
I agree. It’s an affront to those of us who are sincerely insulting.
One just never knows. I once told a much younger woman that I thought she was funny. It was a sincere comment, with no sexual intent, as it never crossed my mind that she would ever want to sleep with someone 16 years her senior. Boy, was I wrong.
For most women, it would have to be “After 10pm, I magically change into a much more attractive individual”.
she tickled your funny bone.
I do.
“I really like baseball and the Indians are my favorite team. We should go to a game sometime!” would (and has) done it for me.
There’s no way this thread can be for real
This line would probably work on me from others (although by far it’d be more important who says it):
“You are attractive, funny, smart, and incredible. I have to let you see me naked.”
This line seems to work for me on others:
“I’m sorry; I have a girlfriend.”
It’s not what you say, it’s who you say it to. There are women who seek the exact same situation you do, so instead of wasting your time trying to convince anyone, try to identify them.
Try as I might, I just can’t see anyone sleeping with you for saying that.
Ah, we have here someone reading his first Diamonds02 thread.
“Hello” used to suffice. Now it’s “I found the lubricant”.
Depends on your definition of “for real”.
Like they say about fake boobs: if you can shit on them, they’re real.
“Free Bus Ticket”