Never mind plaid – there arefar more terrifying color combinations out there. Be afraid, be very afraid…
Don’t be ludicrous.
For the love of God, will someone please think of the children!!!
Hold on, my dog’s barking, I have to get my AK-47 out from under the bed.
OK, just my terrorist neighbor with his snowblower. Sure looks suspicious to me, he looks like he might have some Muslim friends. I bet he knows at least a couple basketball players.
Wait a minute, I hear a plane flying over … get the children to the shelter!!!
And what is all this Orange malarkey anyway? I don’t care that King Billy beat James II at the Boyne, I’ve got better things to do than annoy Catholics by shashing through their neighborhoods like a great stuffed sausage in a sash.
Sweet Jaysus, that was supposed to read “Sasahing through their neighborhoods.”
Sweet Jaysus, that was supposed to read “Sashaying through their neighborhoods.”
Maybe you should quit while you’re behind, gobear, and sashay back to the punch bowl. 
Kitty!
I dyed my hair orange.
Hey, it was time to re-up the henna, whatcanIsay?
In my case I won’t be going to the USofA for a pre-Xmas Target assault. Usually, it’s just my car trunk that gets the rectal exam by the Border Patrol. At orange, it’ll be me!
stands ready with rubber gloves
Orange you glad I didn’t say red?
I would have preferred if we’d gone from Suck to Blow.
Now that we’re Orange, please don’t wear Green. Especially not a bright green like a kelly green. At least not if you have any fashion sense.
Instead of wheat chex, I’ve switched to rice chex.
You may want to celebrate in your Orangeman ways, but I feel that this is the time to support the Alliance Party, the only party that’s neither loyalist nor republican!
(Yes, I am trying to whoosh you, but the N.I Dopers will get it.)
And speaking of Prisoners, watch out for Rover.