…sigh… “Better”
“Prove me wrong, kids. Prove. Me. Wrong.”
Trip down memory lane.
I love the “whoa Canyonero!” SUV ad.
And Milhouse going thru “the change” in the Twilight parody
“That was a well-plotted piece of nonclaptrap that never once made me want to retch”.
“Look at all those feminists!”
Don’t thank me. Thank the moon’s gravitational pull.
Happy VD: “I’m not gay, but I’ll learn!”
If we come back in the spring and they are all dead, I owe you a Coke.
From Kamp Krusty:
I’ve been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn’t have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty’s autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he’s gone too far!
Wow, it’s hard to stop! Last one from me, I hope:
Homer: You know, when this all ends horribly, it’s gonna be pretty hard not to say “I told you so.”
Homer, there’s a man here who thinks he can help you.
Batman?
No, he’s a scientist.
Batman’s a scientist.
It’s not Batman!
Hey Moe, I think my heart just stopped! Oh, wait, there it goes.
" But whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger, right Dr. Hibbert?"
“Oh no, Homer. This heart attack has left you weak as a kitten.”
Something at work today reminded me of some scenes from the Bart vs Lisa hockey ep.
It’s your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise, the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!
Otto getting evicted by his landlord:
Otto: When can I get my stuff?
Landlord: Stuff? All I found were a bunch of dirty books and a bottle of mustard.
Otto: (With shocked look) I had mustard?
(Homer, interviewing to teach a class.)
Interviewer: So, do you have any special skills?
Homer: I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
Interviewer: No you can’t. No one can.
The meaning of life:
The whole evil Krusty doll sketch might be the tightest 5 minutes they’ve ever made. The cursed objects/frogurt shop, “I’d say that the pressure’s finally gotten to Dad, but… what pressure?”, the “everybody loves a clown” hold music, the reversal of horror as the Krusty doll lives a tormented existence catering to Homer.
Someday, a fire’s going to start near me, and I will immediately think:
When a fire starts to burn
There’s a less you must learn
Something something then you’ll see
You’ll avoid catastrophe!
Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
