“Uhhh, Homer Simpson is a…brilliant man who has come up with many…well-thought-out, practical ideas, and is insuring the financial future of this company. Oh, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.”
“We have Mountain Dew and crab juice.”
“Eww. I’ll take the crab juice.”
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs, Eewww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.”
I still have a tendency to name my workstation some version of Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.
Ah, I miss Troy.
Lead Paint: Delicious, But Deadly.
“I love you, Dr. Zaius!”
You got to hand it to Skinner, he thought of every angle concerning the problem.
Don’t kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you cared about!
Lionel Hutz and the Devil setting the ground rules for Homer’s donut eating trial:
Hutz: We get bathroom breaks whenever I want.
Devil: I get to pick the jury.
-From the early episode “Bart Gets an F”: 1) when Bart improvises a book report about “Treasure Island” and the teacher asks him: “Bart - did you READ the book?” and he retorts: "Mrs. Krabappel, I am INSULTED! Is this a book report or a witch hunt? 2) At the end of the episode, when Bart breaks down due to narrowly failing his final history test, and compares how he feels to an obscure history event, causing Mrs. Krabappel to add an extra mark to his test, narrowly permitting Bart to pass grade 4.
-In “Lisa’s Substitute”, when Mr. Bergstrom enters the classroom in his cowboy getup and says that whoever finds 3 things wrong with it will get his hat. Lisa guesses correctly (though she mentions one point Mr. Bergstrom didn’t have in mind), and he gives her his cowboy hat.
-In “Bart on the Road” when Bart first manages to issue himself a driver’s license when at the DMV with Patty and Selma, then drives himself, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson to the site of Knoxville World’s Fair, and finds that the “Sunsphere” has been converted into a wig shop so they all end up with wigs on their heads.
Don’t forget Martin spending their last $10 on an Al Gore action figure (“You…are hearing…me talk.”)
“Now whar’s me toothpick?”
Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us: Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!
High five. Totally heard it.
Hehehe, back in the day I recorded that episode. The tape is still around here somewhere, labeled “Milhouse wearing a wig”.