What can you get the beer.com girl to do?

Ask to see her tattoo.

ask for a light

What part of “get us a packet of pickled onion flavour monster munch, love” sounds like “gyrate against my barstool”?

Um, the word “love”. It just looks for single words, there’s no phrase matching. The list of all the actions was posted on the first page somewhere.

I got one thats not on that supposed “master list” linked to on the previous page:

surf
Its not very original, but it leads me to believe that there are other commands that haven’t yet been discovered.

“guitar” (without the “air”) works and is different than “airguitar”
“rock” works but is that same as “headbang”

…she won’t clean, mop, or polish.

OTOH, she’ll never give you a bill or check either!

And she won’t leave or say goodbye.

Fun site. Nice athletic girl.

She didn’t understand me when I called her a shameless hussy.

However, I did find the secret unlock code to make her take all of her clothes off:

Of course I didn’t. But you just had to check, didn’t you, you filthy pervert!!!

I found these ones that haven’t been mentioned yet:

“do a magic trick”
“Karate chop”
“box”
“do some math”
“Phone number”

Filthy girl doesn’t brush her teeth, but apparently she knows how to use a gun…

Can’t get Tammy to blow fire like the barmaid @ NYCDF2001 / Red Rock West.

She’ll also get you a bottle or a can if you prefer.

beer.com” shows you her tattoo.

But she is a bad bartender. Coke, soda, water, wine, and cocktail give me nothing.

“pushups”, “rack”, “giggle”, “good joke”, and “dance on bar” seem to work well.

Tripler
Strangely, “coyote ugly” produces the same results as “dance on bar”.

Whoa, hey!!

“shake it” works as does “shake that booty”.

Yet, if you “call security”, you get ‘555-BEER :heart: :heart:’ as a response.

Seems “call ‘X’” leaves you with the same response.

Tripler
She’s still a very attractive young lady, though. . .

Ah, but did you try “Shake it like a polaroid picture?” Eh? Eh?

Yeah, me either. But you did get that song in my head. Thanks.
No, really. Thanks. I like that song. Especially when put to “Peanuts.”