I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers with my absolutely favourite, gerbera daisies and a ticket to monster trucks! Man, was I pumped!
I got a toothache.
And then later that day, I got a root canal from the dentist. It just shows how much he cares.
I got Valentine’s Day early this year, since my boyfriend came home from the military base on Thursday. Extended leave, I luv ya.
On Friday, I got to pick him up downtown at 2:30 am; he had been drinking with his army friends. Didn’t really care, I still got sex both nights. 
Twenty bucks from my dog (which I used to buy Zombies!!! 2: Zombie Corps(e) a fun extension to a wonderful boardgame), a pack of Crest Whitening Strips from my mom, and two Bettie Page Refrigerator Magnets from Fionn.
I made sweet, dreamy fella a nice dinner, and he gave me a box of Godiva chocolates. I’ve been floating in a chocolate haze ever since. 
i got a really nice teddy nighty and thong from irishfella, he got a rubber duck from me.
don’t ask.
i got a card from him with the memorable line
“some roses are red
spiders are bugs
i love your buttocks
but mostly your jugs”
plus a nice meal in a restaurant and lots of loving.
ahh, true love is grand.
The day before a girl told me she liked me and there was some kissing involved but then today she told me she was just out of a long term relationship and didn’t want to lead me on. Nothing to do with Valentines day I guess, just an anecdote of sorts.
My daughter is buying me a kitten…actually, two of them.
I love her…S
It gets better.
Lingerie. We slept in until 1:00 in afternoon Saturday - Friday was a - ahem - “late night”.
My hubby’s pretty allright…
I got the ever-popular “I think we should just be friends” speech. Not QUITE what I was hoping for…
Zanshin does your girlie happen to be blind? I’d never ‘just be friends’ with you. 
Seriously though, sorry to hear that.
Thanks, Slainte! Unfortunately, not all wimmins are as wise or wonderful (or gorgeous, for that matter) as yourself!
(I think you’ve permanently ruined me for other women.)
I got a big box of cat litter and my foot slammed in the truck door. Envy me!
Although if I think about it, the litter really wasn’t for me. sigh
And, none of the men in South Carolina are as devastatingly handsome or as intelligent as you.
(If only that were true… :D)
Of course I mean, if only I had ruined you for other women… not the part about you being handsome & intelligent
S’alright, if’n you and I ever end up at a Dopefest together, you’ll have your chance to ruin me, all right…
(All right, all right, we’ll stop the flirting hijack! Turn those hoses off!)
I’ll just send you an e-mail…
Big Dogs!
If I had any shame, I’d be embarrassed - good thing I have no shame.