:smack: = damn super glue!!
= War wound? No. You see, I had this tube of super glue…
= Ooooooh! Ick! Kermie is trying to slip me the tongue again!
:eek: = You can continue to hold your breath until you turn blue, dammit!
:wally = I speak Hebrew.
;j = Pardon me, but I think you mean Yiddish.
Have I misunderstood? What about the others?
We need an emoticon for “vB code doesn’t work in titles, stupid!”
:o - “Come here, big boy.”
:rolleyes: - “They do this by themselves, I can’t help it.”
:dubious: “Never sneeze while plucking eyebrows.”
“Yes, I’m far too cool for you.”
- “See how good my orthodontist is?”
:o - “Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant…”
;j = I loved Fiddler on the Roof!
:wally = I didn’t!
:smack: = a guy with telekinetic powers is kicking my ass!
:eek: = The Straight Dope? It’s a COOKBOOK!
= Why am I grape-flavored?
:mad: = Fuck, I got sunburned again! And I have a unibrow!
= I am Odin the Allfather.
= I’m a depressed Smurf.
:o = Ten dollah sucky-sucky.
:dubious: = Fascinating.
If you highlight the Orthodox Jew smiley you get the Japanese punk rocker smiley
:dubious: International symbol for Star Trek. I like Marley’s take on it, too.
:o 69 Dude!
= WTF does WTF mean?
:smack: = Oh Og, I need an valium…
= I am smartier than you, and here’s the proof!
:mad: = I am feeling the mega’s byting me and am now reaching for a pepto.
:dubious: = How do ya like that slant/rant/pant, ya pluckypost?!
:rolleyes: = Og, I really need another valium…
= While we’re at it, do any of you notice the spinach in my gullywasher?
:eek: = Lock Ness is here? In this same swamp?
:o = I’ll treasure your trove when you learn how to spell Loch.
:wally = I am farticulate.
= Grok and it shall be grokkened unto you also, many folds.
;j = Sure, I think maybe guess back when that was the term used, uhm, wha?
= I am liking you/I am liking things said. Hell, I plain am feeling a smile!
= Is there a valium in this thread?
= Calm down, everything’s gonna be alright, sunshine! Trust!
:o – I can’t talk with my mouth full. ::: mumble mumble :::
– What’s a whoosh?
– Of course, EVERYONE knows a duck’s quack doesn’t echo!
:dubious: – You reported a post for it saying “fundie”. M’kay.
:mad: – Who’s not feeding the hamster? Is the damn thing asleep again?
;j – I’m just a sk8ter Doper grrrl.
:wally – Telemarketers.
:smack: – Preview is my friend.
:eek: – You mean “Hi Opal!” is a tired cliche!!! Oops!
– Naw, I’m not kissing up to the mods. Really. I swear.
– Of course, I do vanity searches. Doesn’t everyone?
– No replies at all to my thread.
:rolleyes: – Here we go again with the One Trick Pony show. sigh
– Direct me to a sexually-themed TMI or flirting thread.
– Just happy to almost have hit the 200 mark. W00t!
:mad: I’m constipated.
:eek: OMG…the laxatives are working.
Oh YEAH, I feel better now.
Similar to kambuckta…
:eek: <— I always see this one and it’s equivalents (AOL Instant Messenger has one) as being “Oh no… I just shit my pants”. Maybe that’s just me (and kambuckta)