:o - “Come here, big boy.”
:rolleyes: - “They do this by themselves, I can’t help it.”
:dubious: “Never sneeze while plucking eyebrows.” “Yes, I’m far too cool for you.” - “See how good my orthodontist is?”
;j = I loved Fiddler on the Roof!
:wally = I didn’t!
:smack: = a guy with telekinetic powers is kicking my ass!
:eek: = The Straight Dope? It’s a COOKBOOK! = Why am I grape-flavored?
:mad: = Fuck, I got sunburned again! And I have a unibrow! = I am Odin the Allfather. = I’m a depressed Smurf.
:o = Ten dollah sucky-sucky.
:dubious: = Fascinating.
= WTF does WTF mean?
:smack: = Oh Og, I need an valium… = I am smartier than you, and here’s the proof!
:mad: = I am feeling the mega’s byting me and am now reaching for a pepto.
:dubious: = How do ya like that slant/rant/pant, ya pluckypost?!
:rolleyes: = Og, I really need another valium… = While we’re at it, do any of you notice the spinach in my gullywasher?
:eek: = Lock Ness is here? In this same swamp?
:o = I’ll treasure your trove when you learn how to spell Loch.
:wally = I am farticulate. = Grok and it shall be grokkened unto you also, many folds.
;j = Sure, I think maybe guess back when that was the term used, uhm, wha? = I am liking you/I am liking things said. Hell, I plain am feeling a smile! = Is there a valium in this thread? = Calm down, everything’s gonna be alright, sunshine! Trust!
:eek: <— I always see this one and it’s equivalents (AOL Instant Messenger has one) as being “Oh no… I just shit my pants”. Maybe that’s just me (and kambuckta)