Just one favor to ask of the ladies…
Spray some FDS on your tongue and see how you like it.
Au naturel, c’il vous plait.
(If I spelled that wrong, pardon my French.)
It’s threads like these that make being away from my girlfriend all the more difficult. 
Chris said
The minute I read his post I was thinking along the lines of “dog house”–for a long while!
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.
nibbles nibbles nibbles…always said ‘I don’t bite, altho’ I may nibble at times
It’s an occasional thingie. Would mostly rather be face to face. Didn’t do it at all until I was with someone who really liked it and didn’t mind my inexperience.
But I get the best hugs afterwards…
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JimB…
Grow a mustache, It stays with you for hours!
Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man’s tonsils.
It ain’t the taste, it’s the texture.
Oh G-D! Do you guys have any idea what you’ve just done to me?
Thankfully I’m not having my period or I’d be in a heap of trouble here! This topic’s been better than a Penthouse Forum!! (do they still write those anymore?)
Now I’m all worked up with no one to fix it Thanks a lot! 
Now, Neobican. there is nothing worse than the taste of soap on a woman. That said, being that i know you and your wife… which do you prefer: should i get a second opinion on your wife’s “ripeness” while you’re at work nights or while you’re asleep in the garage for your rudeness? Your wife is one of the most beautiful people i know, and she definately rates every happiness her husband can give her… so there pppttthhhhh 
MOM!!! ETHAN CALLED ME A PSYCHO!!!
geez, i’m sure glad i have someone to take care of it! whew. & today’s his birthday & tomorrow’s mine. praisethelord! {rolling eyes}
oh, &, damn!, i shoulda said up there ‘they are all head to head’. missed that chance. damn, damn, damn.
No no, “head to head” would only be first base.
And I’m glad someone finally put the following smiley into a post. It seems so appropriate for this topic!
“…you asking the question or campaigning for your opinion?”
Im enjoying the discussion.
“sweet like honey, honeysuckle blossom, a touch of lavendar, texture of a red rose blossom, soft, yet sweet, smooth like silk.”
Is that better?
“I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the
thread that binds them is mine own.”
Shayna dear, I don’t know you that well but I know what that would taste like, saran wrap.
No offense of course, but you know how it is these days, if you don’t know someone at least three months, its better to be careful
What I said was right on the money, and I sleep in MY bed. Froolooly be my guest if you think you can. Reminds of the similar conversation me and wife had in the car… she claimed men do not smell all that good either, thats only because no matter how hard we try, we just cannot get that pussy smell to wash off.
“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)
You sleep in separate beds?
Doesn’t that kinda defeat the purpose?
If you gotta ask, someone somewhere is unsatisfied.
My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny.
How so? I fail to see it… I don’t recall advocating douching…
Yer pal,
Satan
Isn’t it amazing how much they look like orchids?
Yum!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
Ladies, come on down to the Silicon Valley. There are a zillion unused male tongues here just waiting for the opportunity to show you what they can do.
Of course, said male tongues are all attached to male computer geeks, but ya gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.
I love the smell. The smell is the very definition of sex for me. I love the taste. I love the the hot, silky soft, wet spot, surrounded by her scratchy muff (PLEASE don’t shave it!). I love it that I have both hands free to wander all over her body while my mouth is distracting her. I love the fact that, for a moment, she’s a sweaty, heaving, animal who doesn’t have a thought in her head, and who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about anything but the incredible things I’m doing to her.
It’s like a fine merlot, it gets better with age.