OK Satan, it wasn’t nearly as graphic as most of Serlin’s posts. I dunno, maybe all of the horticultural imagery skeeved me out a little. Nectar, bees, petals, roses…
Sounds like you want to till her divine, yielding soil with your stiff Garden Weasel.
And could we please move this to MPSIMS? This thread is making GQ stink like the Fulton Fish Market.
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
Are you kidding? Having spent my day keeping up with “Why does my shit not stink” and the eighteenth “Gee, those Jewish people sure are interesting. Do they really do this?” thread and yet another “Can you fix my stuff?” request, I’ll be damned if I’m going to let this one get away!
Besides, I have high hopes that someone will pop in with an erudite, technically correct examination of the chemistry of female coital lubrication and the resultant reaction of taste receptors.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
“Besides, I have high hopes that someone will pop in with an erudite,
technically correct examination of the chemistry of female coital
lubrication and the resultant reaction of taste receptors.”
Can only say men & women have the same bacteria there [gives men that cheesy smell] & its only the environment that changes how it tastes. One is inside, one is outside.
“Cheesy smell”? I’ve never run into cheese that smelled like dick.
The vaginal flora is much different than the flora on the penis. The internal environment of the vagina is completely different from the surface of the penis. If they were at all similar, I’d never leave my apartment.
That, and the flora of Any Given Vagina changes based on pH, hormone levels and the age of the woman. The flora changes drastically between birth, prepubescence, adulthood and menopause.
The bacterial flora on your johnson is much different. Especially if you’re putting Cheez-Whiz on it.
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
I see that I am a Johnny-come-lately to this thread; but I still want to put in my $.02. I am one of those who relishes the flavor of my woman’s intimate parts. I find it very enjoyable to give her pleasure in this way.
There is nothing off-putting that I have come across. I only have a sample size of 2, so maybe I’ve missed some of the unpleasant experiences that some others have described. My current girlfriend also doesn’t have a period (hysterectomy), so maybe that plays a part. Even so, my ex was always pleasant to the taste, though I could perceive subtle differences depending on the time of the month.
I am also in agreement with those who don’t like the taste of soap. I would much rather she be in a natural state than rush off to the bathroom to scrub up before play. I like the fact that she gets very juicy; it is just one of the ways I know that she enjoys how I turn her on. This knowledge is just as erotic and arousing for me as bodily friction.
Alphagene wrote:
I think Any Given Vagina would be a great title for a porn movie.
…or a band! 
Heck, anything can be the name of a band.
Even “The Stinky Flaming Douchebags”.
That’s why my boyfriend loves to give me orchids! (I’ve received three orchid plants in two years thus far.)
Neat!
FWIW: My boyfriend has smelled/tasted unappealing only once. I didn’t say anything, and am thankful he has never mentioned when I am not appetizing. He doesn’t mind the hair, and I like to thrill him every now and then by shaving/waxing. Valentine’s Day is coming up…time to heat up the wax pot!
Keep dispensing the descriptions, boys, yah got me curious and horny.
Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.
Women taste GOOD!
Just wanted to be poster # 69. 
Peace,
mangeorge
It tastes different depending on timing and circumstances, but generally isn’t unpleasant. Sometimes it’s slightly metallic tasting, which is kind of weird, but nothing GROSS.
Could someone explain to me why several people have claimed this thread has gotten them horny? Is it just the fact that it is about sex? Because I’ve seen nothing erotic here…
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OpalCat writes:
I wondered how long it would take to get to some reference of metallic or copper taste… It took much longer than I expected…
…like a delicious peachfish raised in a mushroom cave (props to Tom Robbins)
Ruffian, if you can find this old book, its called THE DINNER PARTY, you can see pictures of orchids, flowers, etc, representing famous vaginas. Really.
The wife of my UCSD art teacher wrote it. That is the type of art she does, huge canvases of famous women vaginas that look just like flowers.
What differentiates a famous vagina from the run-of-the-mill variety? And are there infamous vaginas out there as well?
Yer pal,
Satan
THE DINNER PARTY,was,if I remember,an instalation of ceramic dinner settings at a table,each setting representing (honored) a great icon of feminist history…really more of a multi media thing because it used ceramics but also included a table, and dining implements and so on…but honestly, the plates were decorated with ,well, vaginal images is really the best way to put it…created lots of bruhaha, she also has done a project called something like “the red flag” glorification of menses…woohoo!
Y’all do realize what the metallic taste is don’t you?
Urine.
“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb
Actually, I would hazard a guess that any metallic taste would be due to trace (or more, depending) amounts of blood. Seeing as blood often has a metallic taste to it…
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Its reassuring to know that all the tasters on this thread have tastees without a trichomonas infection of the vagina. These one-celled organisms with 2 little flagella swimming their way thru the vagina produce an odor so bad that fish would be insulted if someone compared the tastees odor with that of fish.
But ignorance is bliss, I guess.
But ignorance is bliss, I guess.
Or lobster. Well, anyone really wanting to be grossed out & read a true story about this lobster thing, here it is: http://www.pacificgrove.com/wwwboard/lobster.txt